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1NaturalDisaster

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Bestpony

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The_Helloer

CMAum


              As a long-time member of chess.com, I’ve spent the past 4 years or so observing how things work around here, and in the process I’ve formulated a number of ideas that I’m sure will greatly enhance the chess.com experience for everyone. That’s why I’m starting my campaign to become a staff member on chess.com today, and I hope to have the support of the masses in this historic endeavor. I believe in honesty and openness in politics, whether at the national level or on an international website, and for that reason I wish to present to all of you my extremely detailed 5-point platform for improving chess.com.

 

  1. Improve quality of forums

It is a common complaint today that the quality of the chess.com forums is going down. I fully agree with this complaint, and believe that the decline has occurred mainly because the current staff members have made no effort to reign in extremely boring and esoteric chess-related threads, allowing them to run wild on the forums. While a reasonable amount of healthy chess discussion is fine, these threads cross the line by being completely unintelligible to a vast majority of the community. Even worse, they perpetuate the stereotype that chess players are nerds, which may make people less willing to be part of this site. As a staff member, I will make the forums a better place for everyone by taking the following steps.

  1. Lock/delete threads that are overly theoretical. This is intended to punish the few who flood the forums with their mindless drivel about chess, at the expense of the many, who do not care for their elitist content and attitude. The first and foremost target of this policy will be threads started by titled players (more on them below).

  2. Increase visibility of “Off-topic” threads. The “off-topic” section of the forums is where many of the best threads on chess.com can be found. However, currently it is the also least visible section – while threads posted in other categories show up in the “Most recent posts” column, off-topic threads are discriminated against, and do not. I will completely reverse this abhorrent practice, and make the “Most recent posts” reserved for off-topic threads.

  3. Encourage activity in off-topic threads. For that purpose, I will implement a mechanism that requires each member to make at least 5 posts in off-topic threads before making 1 post in a chess-related thread. The off-topic posts would not accumulate – in other words, one cannot try to game the system by making 2 consecutive chess-related posts after 10 off-topic posts.

 

 2. End oppression of regular members by titled players

I am speaking for the masses of chess.com when I say that titled players are the scourge of this site. They use their ill-begotten advantages to rob average members of their hard-earned rating points, and then strut around parading themselves as if it is their right to take from others. What’s worse, despite their horrendous crimes – or precisely because of them – they are glorified by the current staff, and a small minority of perverted regular members. I say NO MORE to this nonsense. As a staff member, I will permanently put an end to the foul reign of chess.com’s titled oppressors, leaving them trembling in their boots and begging for mercy, by taking the following actions:

  1. Ban all players with the title “GM.” These people are the worst, most vilest oppressors of all, and deserve no mercy or chance at redemption.

  2. Require players with other titles to sign a contract. Namely, they will be required to lose at least 1 in 3 games against regular members (losses to other titled players will not count). Any titled player who fails to meet this required loss ratio within any consecutive span of 15 games will be automatically BANNED.

  3. Bar titled players from Death Matches and all other official chess.com tournaments. Nowadays these tournaments have become just another way that our society glorifies the pillaging and exploitative ways of the titled oppressors. As a staff member, I will ensure that this is no longer the case, and that tournaments on chess.com showcase the perseverance and dedication of our hard-working masses of regular members.

 

 3. Increase ratings

As a direct result of the reign of terror of titled players on chess.com, the ratings of regular members have been greedily plundered and kept criminally low. This is clearly unacceptable, as everyone, regardless of titles, experience or skill level, deserves a decent rating and a shot at success. As a staff member, I will raise everyone’s ratings and ensure that they remain high, allowing every single member of this community to enjoy what was once available only for a corrupt few. Specifically, my policies with regard to ratings will be as follows:

  1. Increase the ratings of all players according the following algorithm (where x is one’s current rating, and y is one’s new increased rating):

y = x + (2500 – x) / 2

   = 1250 + x / 2

In other words, ratings will be capped at 2500 (which will not be an issue after GMs have been banned and other titled players have been forced to sign the contract), and each player will have added to his current rating half of the difference between his current rating and the max.

2. Set the default ratings of all new members to 2000. When people looking to join an online chess site compare the different sites that are available, and see that they can start off with a 2000 rating on chess.com, compared to a measly 1200 on other sites, they will all flock to chess.com immediately.

3. Abolish game seeks by rating. The current system whereby players by and large play games with other members of similar ratings is a mechanism of rating stagnation and stratification. It has been especially abused by titled players, who keep their ratings high and those of everyone else low by only playing against one another. As a staff member, I will abolish this abominable system, and instead pair players entirely at random, so that they cannot choose to play only against certain players and not others. This is absolutely essential to ensuring that everyone has a chance to reach the high ratings that they desire.

4. Cap max rating adjustments in a single day. This is another measure to further ensure that ratings do not become stratified. It is simply unfair and cruel that someone can have a good day, win a few games, and have their rating increase by 50 points, while someone else can have a bad day, lose some close games due to simple errors, and see their rating drop by 50 points or more. To remedy such injustice, I will set caps on the max daily rating adjustment for each player (preliminarily set at +20 and -10, although the exact numbers are open to debate). In other words, no matter how many games someone wins or loses on a single day, their rating cannot increase by more than 20 points, or decrease by more than 10. This would be particularly helpful to players having bad days, who will be able to play as many games as they like without having to worry about it having an excessive effect on their rating.

 

 4. Foster dialogue and understanding

Currently, members of chess.com are able to block other members who voice sentiments that they do not like, or who they otherwise find objectionable in one way or another. The practice has had a disastrous effect on the chess.com community, as it not only creates barriers for dialogue, but also leads to segregation and even tribalism. Therefore, as a staff member, I will get rid of the “block” function once and for all. In its absence, when a member encounters someone else who voices an opinion with which they do not concur (e.g. “Your mother $%#@s 100 %$#%s a day!”), instead of blocking that person, and thereby forever shutting down to possibility for productive dialogue, they can voice their disagreement and engage in discussion about the issue that was raised (e.g. “I respectfully disagree with you, but now that you’ve brought it up, let’s discuss the subject of my mother $#@$ing $@#%s.”), ultimately reaching a middle ground that is satisfactory to both parties.

 

 5. Abolish cruel and unusual punishment

As all chess.com members are well aware, the current chess.com staff enacts very strict punishments on players who prefer to use engines in their games. These punishments are without a doubt cruel and unusual, as they criminalize the efforts of regular members to reach beyond the confines of their talents – which are determined by their birth, rather than by virtue or merit. By squashing the dreams of these players, the chess.com staff is suggesting that one’s birth should determine one’s standing in life, and that social mobility is to be discouraged and even forcibly thwarted. What makes the staff’s punishment of engine users particular ironic and hypocritical is that titled players, who regularly reach much higher ratings, are not only not punished, but are in fact rewarded and lionized for achieving precisely what regular players who prefer to use engines are seeking to achieve. When I become a staff member, I will immediately put an end to this grave injustice by means of two simple steps.

  1. Reduce punishment for the use of engines. Admittedly, it is necessary to ensure that engine use on chess.com does not become excessive, as all things are best in moderation. Chess.com’s current punishments for engine use, however, are like putting someone in jail for consuming an unhealthy amount of sugar. I will ensure that engine use is kept at a level of moderation, while at the same time respecting the rights of people who prefer to use engines, by significantly reducing punishments. For the first two discovered instances of unsanctioned engine use, a player will receive a friendly warning. From the third instance onward, he will receive temporary bans from playing on chess.com, which begin at 3 days for the third instance, and will not exceed 1 month for future violations.

  2. Allow players to legally use an engine in 1 game for every 5 losses. This will ensure that less fortunate players who lose frequently are still able to taste victory on a regular basis, and do not lose hope or decide to leave chess.com altogether. Of course, this privilege will not be available to titled players, who are already much too privileged as things stand.

 

 

Above, is my 5-point platform for making chess.com a better place for everyone. In order for this platform to become reality, I will need the support of YOU, the good people of chess.com. Together, we can enact real change, and correct the mistakes that past and current staff members have made, and still stubbornly refuse to see. Together, we can #MaceChesscomGreatAgain. I will not make empty promises, so I cannot say that our task will be easy, or that we will achieve success soon. But the fact that we will have to fight for our goals makes them all the more worth fighting for. So please, join me in my quest to fix chess.com, and let us create a movement through which our voices will finally be heard, and our glorious visions for this great website will finally be realized. And to those who are thinking of opposing us, just know that you are opposing the will of the people. You may try to put up resistance now, but in time each one of you will be faced with two options: surrender, or prepare to #FeelTheMace.

 

bestpony

Oh my god

GodsPawn2016

This post makes me want to be a Mod again.

Bilbo21

That's the longest post I've ever read start to finish.  Macer should be head of staff 100%.  Finally an end to having to wade through chess posts to find something interesting 

macer75

Thank you for 1ND and Bilbo for your generous support! I will not let you down, and more importantly, we - our movement and all of its participants - will not let the people down!

#MaceTheForceBeWithYou

Joseph_Truelson

ThIs is great!

bestpony

It's nice but your policies need more Yui.

macer75
bestpony wrote:

It's nice but your policies need more Yui.

Funny that you should mention Yui... I will be making an announcement tomorrow that will show everyone just how Yui my policies are! Stay tuned!

In the meantime, let me say this: all of my policies - as well as my decision to run in the first place - are motivated by a love of chess.com and its members. And since Yui is love, I think you could say that my campaign is the most Yui campaign in the history of chess.com! In particular, check out policy #4, which is aimed at fostering Yui and understanding among the chess.com community.

BronsteinPawn

The post is too long so I didnt read it.

However I will blindly supportt this cause by saying:

Hipidi - Hipidi - Hop.

cheeky_chicky

Wait what just happened? Sealed

GodsPawn2016
cheeky_chicky wrote:

Wait what just happened? 

macer is running for staff appointment, and hildabeast slipped going up the ramp to her plane.

bestpony

Bravo Macer, with this clarification, I know am convinced this is just what chess.com needs. I look forward to following your rise to power! You have my and Yui's support!

Joseph_Truelson

Oh it's off topic so they are fine with this

BronsteinPawn
cheeky_chicky escribió:

Wait what just happened? 

Aprendimos como mover el caballo!

macer75

This thread was moved to off-topic... how ironic. But do not worry, my supporters - our voices WILL be heard, no matter how the current chess.com administration tries to silence us, because they represent the voice of the people! Do not be deterred by this small setback! Let us march on, and carry our message to all members of the chess.com community who are suffering from the mistakes of the current staff!

#TheMaceIsMightierThanTheSword

IamtheJudicator

 LOL didnt read

BronsteinPawn

Lol, no one red.

Being a 4 year old "troll" macer should already know how to make readable threads.

bunicula

I read, I wept, I left.

MarcoBR444

I suggested 4 months ago some trolls to be moderators.

Batgirl become one mod and she was one of my nomineés.

See the thread:

 

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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/suggestion-for-staff-why-not-nominate-some-known-users-to-be-moderators

Suggestion for staff: why not nominate some known users to be moderators?

Regarding to the forum below, in which many users complain about moderators, I have a solution.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/have-staff-mods-destroyed-the-forums

 

The solution is simple:

it is the same solution used by FBI in the case FRANK ABAGNALE JR.,  as seen in the famous movie CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.

My suggestion is make some known TROLLS (be careful: the high level trolls) to be moderators.

Here I list the advantages:

1 - As shown in CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, the trolls know better the bad behavior in forums. We have a reputable academy (chess.com Troll University, TROLLU) in which we discuss the behaviors of the bad trolls).

2 - If we know the enemy... We know how to fight! It is the same as shown  in CATCH ME IF YOU CAN: FBI contracted Frank Abagnale to find the falsifiers, as Frank was specialist on that!

3 - Trolls are funny by nature (only the good trolls, not rude people). If they are moderators, they can mod in a funny way. Then chess.com will solve the problem: some mods are boring.

4 - If you name a troll as moderator, you may solve 2 problems with only 1 shot: the troll will tend to be more serious and abandon the bad trolling behavior.

It happened with Frank Abagnale in real life: after worked for FBI, Frank never went back to criminal life.

 

SEE ??  THAT IS WHY I AM THE KING OF PATZERS!!

 

HERE MY NOMINEÉ FOR TROLL-MODS:

1 - Robert_New_Alekhine: he had the taste of hell after being muted for 90 days. As he bended his knees, chess.com unmuted him after a few days. I think Robert could be an excellent mod, because he is a pre-GM (I think he will be IM within 2 years), he loves chess.com foruns and he is one of the highest members of TROLLU.

 

2 - BATGIRL: everyone here loves Batgirl, include me. She is a light-hearted troll and writes awesomes articles about chess. She won the Second Chess.com Oscar.

 

3 - SOLSKYTZ: one of the newest members of TROLLU. He is a 2000+ player and admires the good trolling, specially the funnies trolls. 

 

4 - MARCOBR444: the King of Patzers won the First Chess.com Oscar due his funny and creative trolling, specially PAWN PUSHER series. He is level 12 troll in TROLLU with Robert_New_Alekhine, after an wonderful trolling negotiation.

 

5 - NIKPRIT: I noticed he has a nice approach on some trolls, then he could become another nice and funny moderator.

 

6 - Macer75: Organizer of the first ever "greatest troll" vote on chess.com:

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/nominations-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---oct-2013

AutisticCath

Macer,

You need to build a firewall in order to keep the GM's out. They're not bringing us their best. They're bringing checkmates, they're bringing experience, they're masters, and some of them are good people.

But we need to build a firewall. Promise that this firewall will go up so high, my head will spin, and I will say to myself, "He meant it. He really meant it."