Kayak21

You spoil that cat. No wonder it's overweight.

He was so happy at his peaceful retirement in Samoa, and then that damned referendun came to spoil it all. Damn! Now he is settled at Hadrian's wall, and he's unarmed and dangerous.

Morning all!

Thanks for all your comments. I'm back, for now. If it wasn't for the many, very nice people on this site I wouldn't bother coming back. 

This was my last post before my account was closed. Was this the problem? Nobody from staff contacted me or warned me so I have no idea.

Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya. 

Risky.

Goood to see you back!

Thanks, but why is it risky? That G word is common in the UK. Nothing wrong with it. Better than several other words I can think of. Anyway, it's not my work, it's a quote.

No more.............ever. 

I need a coffee...................gtg. 

This is too funny!!

I suppose i'm next!

I'd never write something like that I guess.

I wonder how all the other trashtalkers get away with everything they say, no matter how rude or explicit.

I've laughed so much that i need to go pee now!!!

Kay is not a trashtalker, son. But I agree about the rest.

Put a coat, Connor, it must be cold outside.

son? ... even more funny!!!!!

...gtg...brb

I never said Kay is a trashtalker. Polite people shouldn't be targeted is what I think.

Think about McCracken.

I'm always seeing this brb and gtg stuff. An explanation?

brb... be right back

gtg ... got to go

... wow! The wind was blowing into the door!!

Had to step sideways!

brb = big red bottom

gtg = get to glesca

Both are terrible insults in Scotlandland.

Is Scotlandland a virtual state?

No, just a virtual substate of Englandland.