Life Cycle of a Forum Member

Announce that they have joined, usually providing a lame fact about themselves

Ask what is the best way to get started and which books are best to buy

After regardless losing 20 games of blitz, claim that the website is full of cheats

Ask if anyone will gift a Premium membership to improve because 8 cents a day is a bit steep

Tell everyone that puzzles are free on Lie-Chess and that they offer a higher rating

Brag that they have beaten the bot called 'Dork'

Ask which is best, the Sicilian or the King's Indian Defence

Provide a game that looks like it way played between their two favourite pets demonstrating a brilliant win

Ask if anyone has ever seen a 'Brilliant' move

Ask how to become a titled player or GM, quickly followed by how long does it take

Ask if anyone has ever managed to beat the bot called 'Patzer'

After three puzzles a day for a week, ask what to do when you can't improve or stop losing

After getting obliterated in a time control that allows thinking, re-affirm that everyone here is a cheat.

Announce that they are leaving.

After no sympathetic pats, announce that they are REALLY leaving

[Blissful silence]

Кто не подписался тот ваш враг???? Создатели этого тупого сайта. Вы почему останавливаете игру и даёте противнику время чтобы он выиграл????