My introduction

Hello guys,

My name is David I am from Baltimore, Maryland. I am the President of my high school chess team and a member of FBLA, SkillsUSA, and was captain of my school's academic team for the Baltimore TV show It's Academic. 

I enjoy a good game of chess and would probably be playing live chess most of the time on chess.com.

I am 17 years old and an alumni of the Cecil County School of Technology studying in the Webmaster Technology program. I enjoy building websites and designing stuff in Photoshop.

I'm just your average chess player, so if you want to get to know me, feel free to message me or add me as a friend. 

Dear David,

TheChess.com  interview team wants to thank you for taking the time to participate in our chess website. This message is to let you know that we have selected another candidate.

You were an exceptional candidate for our community and we hope that you apply again for positions for which you are qualified in the future. While you were not selected, the interview team did not make this decision lightly. Your future applications will receive thorough review.

Again, thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself to the chess.com community. We enjoyed meeting you and our discussions indicated that you have much to offer your future chess website home.

We wish you both personal and professional success in your chess experience and in the future. We appreciate your interest in our organization.

Regards,

Waffllemaster

Director of too much information in your introduction dismissals

I'd let him in.

Well ok, just this once there can be an exception.

But make no mistake about it -- I'm keeping a close eye on him.

Dear David,

We at chess.com are pleased to announce that you have been offered the position of community member.

After reading your application we have determined that you would be the best candidate to fill this job! We love how organized you are and your educational background is impeccable.

All the terms of your membership are negotiable. If you are interested in this offer, please contact us using the appropriate links so we can start working out the details of your membership. We want to get started on this as soon as possible so we can have everything done before the February 2nd deadline.

We look forward to hearing from you and hope you decide to accept the position we are offering you.

Sincerely,

Waffllemaster

Director of beating the joke to death, lol

lol, the sig is the best part.