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The battle on the middle! Stay tuned, tunes!
Ha-Ha!Thats funny.
Ok so this is what happened. I was curious as to why the administration was tapping our messages, so we began speaking of ways to avoid this mass contraband of information. awardchess began thinking of cryptic ways to communicate. some suggested a foreign language, other cat speak. later we realize that the only way to truly hide from erik is through chess. So now we are all playing a collective game of resistance!!!!!!!!!
I mean I don't speak cat.
AWARDCHESS is ex-KGB.
No, I am an ex-chess player!
Alander... it's not difficult.
Lets start with A:
Aardvark : Miau
Artichoke : Miau
Apple : Miau
Nevermind.. this will take too long. Just wing it.
AWARDCHESS wrote: No, I am an ex-chess player!
Sorry, your secret is safe with me, Agent Greg. Just don't kill me with a garrote wire, okay?
oginschile wrote:
Alander... it's not difficult.
Lets start with A:
Aardvark : Miau
Artichoke : Miau
Apple : Miau
Nevermind.. this will take too long. Just wing it.
How will we know what we are saying?
Tone of voice, and don't forget facial expressions. Very important.
Also.. i type with my hands a lot
Alander97 wrote: oginschile wrote:
Alander... it's not difficult.
Lets start with A:
Aardvark : Miau
Artichoke : Miau
Apple : Miau
Nevermind.. this will take too long. Just wing it.
How will we know what we are saying?
You have to remember the intitial reason for this thread. The key words are abusive and inappropriate.
MIAU = the most inappropriate and offensive messages combined.
Like (and this has been put through, like 5 filters):
"I freaking hate you and can we be together?"
So wait, seriously, can they just randomly look at all of our private messages?
I will consider the next post the only absolute truthful verdict. Any other following it will be less and less true progressively.
Of course,if they want to.
awardchess - KillGoose
1.G4? G5!
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2 days
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Rael wrote: Alander97 wrote: oginschile wrote:
Alander... it's not difficult.
Lets start with A:
Aardvark : Miau
Artichoke : Miau
Apple : Miau
Nevermind.. this will take too long. Just wing it.
How will we know what we are saying?
You have to remember the intitial reason for this thread. The key words are abusive and inappropriate.
MIAU = the most inappropriate and offensive messages combined.
Like (and this has been put through, like 5 filters):
"I freaking hate you and can we be together?"
Makes sense.
The game is dedicated to my memory!
That was a great display of how to construct a position. Good game! For game awardchess.game.15 finished on 06/27/2008 on 06/27/2008 at 12:42am "you win, I am all miaued out! "http://static.chess.com/images/icons/chess/16_trophy_1.png'); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; color: #004400; background-position: 0px 50%" href="/members/trophy_room/AWARDCHESS" class="ctype ctrophy">My Trophy Room »http://static.chess.com/images/icons/chess/16_trophy_1.png'); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; background-position: 0px 50%; margin: 0px" class="ctype ctrophy">Trophy
Beautiful Construction
I hate you. Let us be together.
Awardchess is the victor. I surrender this thread hereby!
And I now go off with the eternal anxiety of knowing that the admins are able to read each and every private word from our messages.
Good night to all, and to all,
a good night!
One day, when you're old enough, Alander, daddy will tell you all about the birds and the /b/'s.