welp i guess i really am all alone
I mean, I don't see how else I can convince you it is a sport
That's easy. A sport is a recreational activity that requires physical skill. Not physical effort, physical SKILL. So if you want to convince someone chess is a sport, all you have to do is show how chess requires physical skill. Anyone that thinks chess is a sport should have no problem doing that.
There are allegedly tens of millions of members on chess.com. So we'll see what they think. So far about eight or ten people think chess is a sport. Which makes me think they are pretty much ALL here. But we'll see. I have a feeling most chess players think the same as the general population. Interesting game, but will never be a sport.
I have a challenge for you: Search up if chess is a sport, and you will find the Olympics thinks it is. So it is. Wanna argue if the Olympics are trustworthy or not?
It's not really a challenge. Reading a dictionary is rather routine, not challenging at all.
As far as the Olympics go that really has no bearing on if something is a sport or not. It is, afterall, called the Olympic Games. If chess were included in the Olympics, I don't see any problem with that. The IOC is known for it's corruption, so it probably wouldn't take much of a bribe to get someone to include chess. Trustworthy? I don't know, how much do you trust a corrupt organization? That's up to you. So the search on whether or not chess is a sport turns up what it always turns up. A resounding no.