Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
Under 900s are invading this site - they are everywhere spreading noobishness and terror ...situation is getting critical
Sorry, but I'm new to this site, and am in fact a very good player, so please stop. 
Players with a rating under 900 shouldn't be allowed to play chess
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You're right, OP! Only people born with a rating over 900 should be allowed to ever play the game of chess! That'll keep the riff raff from taking over the sport. Did you know Magnus Carlsen didn't even know how to move the chess pieces correctly at age 4?? Despicable...
ZenMindBeginnersMind wrote:
i challenge anybody right now make a friend request and we can play blitz. i dont care how high your rating.
I know someone who would make a great friend! His name is Magnus.
GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:
Look at your blitz moron!
I don't really into bliz because i prefer longer time controls... and... watch your language please, i didn't insult u .
Lol everybody hates the Great O.P. for making such an inspiring and educational thread like this. Thx for your ideas, laughed out loud , really
Didn't laugh that much in long time
ZenMindBeginnersMind wrote:
he knows quite well all that george, u are another one like gg, great at chess, lousy at common sense, it was clear from the beginning the guy was having fun, it is that tendency of u guys to take any thread seriously that makes it an endless source of fun.
Don't tell him! You'll stop all super serious replies which we enjoy so much!
Lol
Best part of this thread were the 2,3,4 pages, where they started to insult me and the thread and explain their worries about not to ban the poor under 900 ( although some pple agreed with me xD)
Feb 7, 2014
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forte06 wrote:
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
Under 900s are invading this site - they are everywhere spreading noobishness and terror ...situation is getting critical
Sorry, but I'm new to this site, and am in fact a very good player, so please stop.
No.
Under 900 you are a woodpusher patzer.
Over 900 you became a chess god.
But you can also do it, you only have to believe it with all your heart.
You have to be serious about the game!
Ohh no.. look at the photo!! She has an under-900 under her left eye !!!
Feb 7, 2014
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ZenMindBeginnersMind wrote:
i challenge anybody right now make a friend request and we can play blitz. i dont care how high your rating.
I can beat you.
Ratings are meaningless!
I'm in fact underrated.
Despite your high rating, you are not a chess god, you are in fact overrated.
I imagine that you like pre-moving, am I right?
Idrinkyourhealth, I don't mean to be rude, but your idea of under 900s being banned from chess is Stupid, Insane, and Crazy! I have an idea. People who insult how good or bad someone plays chess should be banned from chess for a day. Maybe that idea is a little less crazy.
Right you are.
I think you are below 2200 FIDE you are a full patzer for people like Carlsen or Aronian. If they propose ban people like us from the chess world, do you agree with that?
yes, totaly phinneas, they are our gods and our chess moves hurt the eye.
socialista wrote:
ZenMindBeginnersMind wrote:
i challenge anybody right now make a friend request and we can play blitz. i dont care how high your rating.
I can beat you.
Ratings are meaningless!
I'm in fact underrated.
Despite your high rating, you are not a chess god, you are in fact overrated.
I imagine that you like pre-moving, am I right?
he might not be a chess god, but i am!
Situation is critical, i DECLARED war to all under 900 s . PREPARE FOR ...THE WAR (in chess)
Under 900s are invading this site - they are everywhere spreading noobishness and terror ...situation is getting critical