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For the love of all that is sacred in chess...do not view my profile. I am very happy with my number of profile views. Thank You. 

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That is a very strange request. If one says, "do not think of pink elephants", the first mental image many a person will have is of pachyderms of somewhat roseate hue. I have managed to accede to your request, but it wasn't easy.

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Indeed and sure enough someone already increased my number. From 69 to 70. It is what it is.

I didn't understand human nature like you do, so thanks for that pink elephant thought. No make-up but she looks good.

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@Etymologist35 I am tempted to send you a friend request. Your idiosyncrasy of mind piques my interest. But that would inevitably add to your profile views. So I'm refraining. If a friend of my kidney might be welcome, send one to me. I'll leave the ball in your court and won't be offended whatever you do.

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I saved you the trouble. Also if you click on a profile here it brings up the option to "add friend" w/o viewing profile.

My views have been upgraded already so the original request is moot at this point. I was just hoping for sixty nine forever. Oh well.

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You all may view my profile instead

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MrChatty wrote:

You all may view my profile instead

I just did and the shredded "support ticket" is my fave....thanks for laughs

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Ok!

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So this is a totally new topic but the title fits so I am saying it here.

Can someone that, um, controls my algorithm dial down the flamboyancy. Please, for the love of gawd.

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Don't view my profile, or do, whatever suits you really.

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Algorithm

Rhythm

Algorithm

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This etymologist is very confused as to why algorithm is apparently misspelled

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If you are satisfied, it’s probably 67 or 69, both of which I don’t like.
Try again when it’s 161, the first 3 digits of the golden ratio.
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SacrifycedStoat wrote:
If you are satisfied, it’s probably 67 or 69, both of which I don’t like.
Try again when it’s 161, the first 3 digits of the golden ratio.

This may be above or outside my spiritual awareness. But you may be speaking from a cavernous echoey space, like an elevator or a hallway, I am really not sure.

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We know you are bud. You're the best pink elephant there is.

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Wait was this a trick into making us view your profile and increase your views!

Or

Was this to divert all our minds to pink elephants

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Guys, my views blasted past 69 and are now at 200+. Please do your part and get me up to 269, then stop. Thanks again.

Praise chess champions every chance you get

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I already viewed your profile. Btw I have almost 5000, but I don't want to hit 5000 so don't view my profile.
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@Fet my reading comprehension is sketchy at best. I looked and MAN do you have a lot of activity.

Good day to you and I hope you don't get five thousand