PWning a naab in bullet chess with weird opening

After so much time (8 days = much time) without playing chess and 1 year without playing bullett chess, ..I just decided that the life is too short and the roses are red and Barack Obama is not in the white house at all...Because George Bush has hidden the files. what do you think ? opinion is not important

the hammerschlang

alright

eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE giuhudykghgkggftgtfggjhnbd yhgfbu 340101011100001010010 01000010100101111110 

not exactly what I ment... 

the opening, thats what its called

that monstrosity of a game that you posted in the op is truly the lowest form of chess

ohhh what i am missing ? ? ¿¿? !¿&%$ $130€€

Stand back everyone, this troll is not like thr rest...

i like potatoes

(The highest form of chess features the king on e2) 

You got lucky. You played terrribly.

Chess is not about luck, sir, not about luck...

ok what is going on with the wierd symbols and stuff did you type 1337 in the white space

is an alien language and 1337 is number of lottery you should buy and give me 40 % of the prize, because I'm good only 40 %

pls be serious, this is a thread

*wispers* Who are you..?

"o-o"

I like tomatoes.

tomatoes are good for health.

tomatoes are red... like Lenin, he used to like tomates... u just can't imagine how hard was the life of Lenin:

Lenin was born in Simbirsk, he gained an interest in revolutionary leftist politics following the execution of his brother in 1887. His relationship with his wife were very bad because his wife was very crazy, like a cow with 2 heads. Lenin was ejected for his involvement in anti-Tsarist protests. , devoting the following years to gaining a law degree  and radical pilotics, becoming a Marxist. Lenin had a cat. He trained his cat to steal food from his wife's kitchen, in which wonderful meals were prepared. But one day his wife went that crazy that decided to prepare him his own cat for dinner. Lenin died in 1924.