Seeking players who have a temporary limp in their left leg after stubbing their toe

Thank you. 

Anybody? 

Sorry, mine's in my right leg.

I'm fine. May I join anyway?

Thank you for your honesty

Thank you for your honesty but sorry, no.

The bunny is seeking like minded people.  Currently that means people specifically suffering mental anguish from a left limp caused by a stubbed toe.  Any toe on the left foot would be fine - the bunny doesn't discriminate. 

Again thank you for your understanding. 

33+ million members, 71+ k online now.   And only 2 kind souls have responded.   Really, nobody has a left limp with a stubbed toe?  This just cannot be. 

Perhaps it's because only a few survive the trauma.  Although this was a right foot below.  Never put the right foot forward. 

Suddenly the bunny feels alone.  Very alone. 

By God's grace all my toes are fine, but this thread is hilarious.

How about with left amputated left leg? I'm sure they can play chess with proper coaching.

Thank you for your honesty and and kind response.  However this is a very serious topic. 

Unlike others who seek to play or block by nationalities, race, religion and species, the bunny merely seeks like minded people.  Also unlike them, the bunny does not bother the site admins by asking for a search filter. 

God bunny helps bunnies who help themselves.   And remember, god bunny is always watching. 

Amen

lol

The bunny feels sorry for their situation as a stubbed toe while traumatic will heal.   So the trauma is definitely not comparable. 

I suggest this for Bunny's worship.

But that would make the bunny look like an uppity vegan.  Already there are those on the forums seeking juice to play with.  Vegan,  fruitarian,  carnivore,  omnivore, whatever.   The bunny doesn't discriminate. 

But this is a serious topic, llama.  Especially for right handed folks, a stubbed toe based limp on the left side, is terribly traumatic. 

The media only shows the right these days. 

You prefer an Omnivore?

Did he step into paint or was he born fashionable? heh.

Nice llama.

I read a few bunnicula books as a kid, I have to confess.

But have you read the @bunicula chronicles?  A sample. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/bladder-report