Seeking players who have a temporary limp in their left leg after stubbing their toe

This is a limited offer folks until the bunny's toe heals.  Hare today gone tomorrow. Don't miss this great opportunity.  Anybody? 

ok bunny  i guess that saw you hopping mad mate  , 

Is Daffy joining your team?

not entirely a full hop owing to this left side limp.  mating is also becoming a challenge

no but marvin the paranoid android from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is

Kinda reminds me of toasted marshmallows!

Poor dear Marvin.  Nobody understands him.  With great intelligence comes even greater depression 

I recommend this as better to Marvin. 

there's no way that can limp.

Cats love it.

well cats are lazy.  the bunny is sincerely looking for a mental connection, not a ride.

No sfubbed toe  - they're all broken -  after I tried to boot abunny in the head for creating such an inane thread.

Now ya know, don't mess with the bunny!

I have a corn on my left big toe and it makes me limping. Qualified?

Do be careful not to hurt yourself.   For coaching on proper booting, please contact the bunny. 

As for inanity, the bunny did try very hard to match the intelligence of the other topics here  but failed miserably. 

Hmm it's a little suspicious but do send a photo.  We all know we'll regret this...

I haven't hurt my leg, but I "identify" as someone who has. Can I join ?

But of course.  While others so far have merely displayed negativity and doubt, you have chosen confidently and assertively to feel and share the pain.  However do remember, left side