@autobunny Just seek left-handed chess players. I'm sure at least 2% of 23M members are left-handed.
Seeking players who have a temporary limp in their left leg after stubbing their toe
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Feb 20, 2020
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#63
1And7Then8 wrote:
autobunny wrote:
bong711 wrote:
Did you block the British cat? I never saw him post on your threads. He is noisy but harmless.
No, never. The bunny only had the recent 178 variant blocked owing to too many game/friend requests but even that had been removed.
Couldn't you just play with me and be friendsies?
The bunny is insecure and fears it's one of @drmrboss's evil schemes.
Better safe than sorry. Sorry. Or safe. The dumb bunny has just confused himself again.
Feb 20, 2020
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#64
Morphys-Revenge wrote:
What about guys that have a twitch in their right eye after having A spasm in their left shoulder after having extreme flatulence in their - well you know where that comes form!🤣
Or are you racist prejudice sexist jerk that discriminates against us? (sorry been listening to too much of the USA democratic party line bolshevick and got carried away for a minute there.)
The bunny needs more data for correlation between the two kinds of trauma to see how similar they are. It's easier if you'd just identify as having the condition. That's all the bunny asks.
The bunny doesn't discriminate but he does participate in races. As for the sex and jerking off, the bunny values his privacy.
Feb 20, 2020
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#65
@dmrboss is evil? I don't think so. What will he do? Hack the account for bank account and credit card numbers and passwords?
Feb 20, 2020
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#66
1954MarkySparky wrote:
You must be old. Anyone born after 1980 always wore shoes and didn't experience the glorious pain and blood of a stubbed toe.
Finding shoes that fit often ends miserably for the bunny
Feb 20, 2020
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#67
autobunny wrote:
1954MarkySparky wrote:
You must be old. Anyone born after 1980 always wore shoes and didn't experience the glorious pain and blood of a stubbed toe.
Finding shoes that fit often ends miserably for the bunny
Wear Nike. You did endorsed Nike with MJ? No shoes for you? Sue Nike!
Feb 21, 2020
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#68
bong711 wrote:
autobunny wrote:
1954MarkySparky wrote:
You must be old. Anyone born after 1980 always wore shoes and didn't experience the glorious pain and blood of a stubbed toe.
Finding shoes that fit often ends miserably for the bunny
Wear Nike. You did endorsed Nike with MJ? No shoes for you? Sue Nike!
nike told the bunny to take a hike. bare footed.
1And7Then8 wrote:
I am ambidextrous. I can accurately forge signatures with either hand forwards, backwards and upside down.
perhaps the bunny will needs the special skillset of 178 to "improve" his contract with nike.
Feb 21, 2020
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#69
autobunny wrote:
bong711 wrote:
autobunny wrote:
1954MarkySparky wrote:
You must be old. Anyone born after 1980 always wore shoes and didn't experience the glorious pain and blood of a stubbed toe.
Finding shoes that fit often ends miserably for the bunny
Wear Nike. You did endorsed Nike with MJ? No shoes for you? Sue Nike!
nike told the bunny to take a hike. bare footed.
1And7Then8 wrote:
I am ambidextrous. I can accurately forge signatures with either hand forwards, backwards and upside down.
perhaps the bunny will needs the special skillset of 178 to "improve" his contract with nike.
Forget Nike. Go Mizuno. It's better.
Feb 21, 2020
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#70
I have a strong memory of seeing my friend stub his toe last October if that qualifies?
Feb 21, 2020
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#71
BaronVonChickenpants wrote:
I have a strong memory of seeing my friend stub his toe last October if that qualifies?
We cannot really trust our memories. Also this is from almost half a year ago - doesn't time heal all wounds? Doesn't sound like there's sufficient trauma here.
LOL
Since I'm Not General Grant, I identify as Not Someone-Who-Doesn't-Have-a-Temporary-Limp-in-Their-Left-Leg-Due-to-a-Stubbed-Toe. Does that count?
Feb 21, 2020
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#74
NotGeneralGrant wrote:
Since I'm Not General Grant, I identify as Not Someone-Who-Doesn't-Have-a-Temporary-Limp-in-Their-Left-Leg-Due-to-a-Stubbed-Toe. Does that count?
Doesn't sound committed enough to the cause.
Feb 21, 2020
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#76
autobunny wrote:
1And7Then8 wrote:
autobunny wrote:
bong711 wrote:
Did you block the British cat? I never saw him post on your threads. He is noisy but harmless.
No, never. The bunny only had the recent 178 variant blocked owing to too many game/friend requests but even that had been removed.
Couldn't you just play with me and be friendsies?
The bunny is insecure and fears it's one of @drmrboss's evil schemes.
Better safe than sorry. Sorry. Or safe. The dumb bunny has just confused himself again.
A moment of silence for our sister in limp @1And7Then8 - and many more for "her" future accounts which will come.*sigh*
Feb 21, 2020
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#77
bong711 wrote:
Is he related to Marvin?
That's swagger not limp. That was also the original avatar of @superking500
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/kotf-forget-kotl
Feb 21, 2020
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#78
178 is Immortal. Unless someone put a stake in her heart, she will keep coming back.
Feb 21, 2020
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#79
bong711 wrote:
178 is Immortal. Unless someone put a stake in her heart, she will keep coming back.
But there are 2 queens in @2q1c ...
well chess.com staked @bunicula from the back, labelling his account closed for abuse after he closed his account.
You must be old. Anyone born after 1980 always wore shoes and didn't experience the glorious pain and blood of a stubbed toe.