Except of course minor and master is not actually a contradiction, there have been a number of actual minor masters. I realise it is just a name though. And aliteration is always fun.
I like my life. Eight would be too restricting. I could handle 14, but that's about as low as I could go. Then I'd only have a little while to go before I could start enjoying all of the vices I've come to enjoy, not to mention romance.
Join our group if you meet the requirements.
The Minor Masters
You have to be 16 or younger to join though. :)