it's as if the old dead threads cry out
the scarlet Bumpernickel
The Scarlet Bumpernickel: They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere, that elusive cur lol.

The Scarlet Bumpernickel: They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere, that elusive cur lol.
An elusive cur

Ya know Speed Bumps are discriminatory. Who cares if you go 90 mph on a 30mph road. (for you metric PLEBS 144kph and 48kph) I think the government wants us to feel slow and sluggish compared to their Lambourghini's.
the bumping of old threads. it continues through the night. it's unstoppable.
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
who are these folks?
they are not one. they are many. they do not forget.
and what's worse, they do not allow us to forget.
collectively, they're the scarlet bumpernickel