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The Twelve Millionth?
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I've got it!
The 12th million member will receive a free 3 day escourt from moi. I can teach him how to get warned, muted, banned, all the tricks of the trade, along with a secret site map, a decoder ring, tunnels from threads to groups, the secret mod handshake,(known only to a select few). I'll teach him the 7 words you can't say on chess.com. "cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating. I will teach him as if he's my own son/or daughter.
Strike Up The Band
I recognize Kramnik and Grischuk, but who is the guy whose girlfriend tried to strangle with her stockings?
Morozevich?
May 22, 2015
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#34
Ramona-Carbona wrote:
I recognize Kramnik and Grischuk, but who is the guy whose girlfriend tried to strangle with her stockings?
LOL! 
We're so concerned about who the 12th millionth member will be, that the mods asked "Criminal Minds" to work up a profile.
The Un-sub will be a male between the ages of 20 and 30. The Un-sub will have mother issues but works out of his mother's basement. He can't hold down a full time job, but will swear he is the greatest thing the chess world has seen in ages. He will probably have a female avatar, but will only troll sometimes. The Un-sub will NEED friends, so DO NOT friend anyone till after he shows himself in public. Based upon his habits, this particular Un-sub will last 6 months before his account flames out.
May 25, 2015
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#38
OK now, they've popped 12M:
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12,003,279 But who is it that joined back 3,279 members ago? We have such a collection!
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We have to throw out 3,279 members I'll do my Oprah impression. YOU GET OUT AND YOU GET OUT AND YOU GET OUT AND YOU GET OUT! AND YOU GET OUT,
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