Things that will take place BEFORE v3 is released

Walt Disney will be unfrozen and brought back to live

England will win again a Football World Cup (without cheating)

Fabiano Caruana will get laid

DiCaprio will win an Oscar

:-D

The USA will beat Europe in the Ryder Cup.

The _____ (fill in your favorite spendthrift nation) government will eliminate its debt and balance the budget.

A Greek will pay income tax.

Reb will get his pigs clean.

Pdela will master English grammar.

I will master Spanish grammar.

Paris Hilton will start working and will get named employed of the month

Keanu Reeves will get old

Kanye West will accept the winner of an award even if it's not Beyonce.

V4 will be announced

Charlie Sheen will settle down

We have a winner...

(If Microsoft can go from Windows 8 to Windows 10...)

The United Nations will establish World Peace.   

Apple will stop swindle their costumers

The Earth will spiral into the Sun, boiling the oceans, providing a free sauna for all.