Things that will take place BEFORE v3 is released

Spain will win again an Eurovision contest (without cheating).

Some industries she shows talent in, or at least enthusiasm.

Prince Charles will be crowned King of England

pdela will write a perfect sentence.

check my last one

Prince Charles will be crowned King of England

This is not a proper sentence, the full stop is missing.

Feel free to keep trying, though I cannot guarantee my continued involvement as your English tutor, free of charge.

I'll no longer be a patzer.

I'll be relevant, helpful and nice! 

Doggy_Style and pdela will stop flirting.

Stopped. Still no sign of V3.

Good. I'm still finding my way round V2.

I'm waiting for V7.

Scottrf will be in a home for the bewildered. 

Indian cows will be attacked by hordes of wererabbits.

An alien mothership will bring back everyone from the MIA list.

Pdela will justify his love for Doggy and KCO.

A mermaid will be filmed riding the Loch Ness monster.

Millionairesdaughter will come back with another account [^?]

Millionairesdaughter will get through a hundred accounts by then (this is the first one without exaggeration).