This town needs a new sheriff

Nar yr totes cute.

Okay, whatever you say...

Aww...

What do you mean by that?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aww

I'm not cute, trust me.

Please, stop; it's too much!

I'm built like a linebacker, okay. I'm not cute.

I must belatedly compliment your awesome skills of finding pictures of cats.

Not like that.

What kind of fruit is that on that cat's head?

Good question.  Cantaloupe, maybe?

Cantaloupe isn't green though.

Hmm, yeah.  My girlfriend says it's some sort of Japanese melon, looks like she may be right:

http://www.kitazawaseed.com/seeds_japanese_melon.html

 Don't know but isn't that CleoCATra Queen of Egypt?

We can definitely add one more set of initials after Arctor's name.  Many professionals have MS or PhD after their name. 

We can add the initials PSD after Arctor's name.

(PSD) Acronym for Professional Shit Disturber 

Still don't understand how arguing about the difference between genius and idiot is cute.