under 900 s , i declare us WAR !!!!

Rule #2. Never fall asleep at a party.

I was never asleep. I am a robot

Rule #3.  Robots rust, never go out in the weather.

I am agent smith

I am... The Eye

I am the eye...

OF SAURON!

Rule #4.  Never open your eyes in a dust storm.

Rule #5: don't pretend this is twitter

#just don't

rule #6: don't try to troll another troll in a troll thread about trolls.

Rule #7 - Obey Rule 6 :P

Rule #8- Do not obey all previous rules

Rule #9: Obey the rule #7

Rule#10: Never listen to Idrinkyourhealth

Rule # 11. Ignore rule ten

Rule#12: follow the rule #17

Rule#12: Never follow ANY rules, including this one.

Rule #13. Make rules that you can only keep.

Good rule!

Why there are 2 rules #12 ? This is madness !