Undercover Staff?

I wonder, do staff members ever go undercover? Do they make multiple accounts to catch unsuspecting members? DO THEY? We may never know.

I doubt it

Actually, I bet they do.

What's this?  a conspiracy theory?  or simply paranoia?

who knows? We only suspect.

and, in this espionage scenario, what is it you think these spies might be seeking?

They are looking for every wrong move you or me take!!

Yes, they probably have test accounts.

if they're undercover looking for missteps on our part, then who's flying the plane?

That we may never know......

sure that isn't Gunga Din?

LaskerFan, of which Lasker are you a fan?  Emmanuel Lasker? Berthhold Lasker? Edward Lasker? Else Lasker?

Well, I've heard of Gunga Din; I've never heard of Race Bannon.

I'll NEVER TELL!

Oops...

Undercover chess.com staff member must be the most boring usage of the undercover stance possible.  I vote we turn it into a Rex Banner thread.

Yes, if it goes off-topic, then nobody will answer the question, and nobody shall discover my secret... how about a quote?

'It's the law and we've gotta live with it.  Why, if I had my way, I'd kill everybody who looked at me cock-eyed!'

Or something.

^ That would certainly make draw offers from losing positions more interesting/dangerous.

Who is watching the watchers

You can recognise them by their t-shirts:

This thread is great - Race Bannon references, undercover C.c staff conspiracy theories. Feel the paranoia!!!