vagrancy

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/can-i-get-a-membership

@beggar_man, a serial attention seeker and account creator, begs and gets membership and closes account 5 days later.  Some poor kind soul wasted their money. 

Also remember, the efforts of parents trying to teach their kids self reliance and the value of money fail when these kids get handouts from elsewhere like the internet. 

Indiscriminate charity often does more harm than good. 

@someone08 renamed @PrincessWarrior08

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/someone-please-give-me-a-membership

And now 2nd hand begging 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/guys-can-you-plz-give-my-friend-a-membership

Changed to

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-com-community/someone-please-give-sugarglider22-amembership-46621806

More 2nd hand begging from @reeee-kid

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/chess-com-community-guys-can-you-plz-give-my-friend-a-membership-46651480

Must be a new technique, begging for each other.  This is a syndicate and a pandemic. 

@catfromizrael

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/please-give-me-a-free-membership

Edit: Ha! Just realized he blocked the bunny after this post. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/please-give-me-a-free-membership#comment-46669020

this year might be the first year i might get a cc subscription  i dont mind being a non subscriber as cc caters for my tastes well  but it is tempting to break the piggy bank

For reasons unknown @kingaxelson kindly got me a membership once.  Started using analysis and puzzle rush but that was about it.  Oh yeah, also created the numbnuts group. 

hmm tempting  a club with autobunny as SA 

@2020visionguy

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/mebership-giveing

@binibini_francine01

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/who-can-give-me-diamond-membership

The diagram that has launched a thousand careers in education consultancy...

Pyramids in 1 form or another have always provided employment (paid or otherwise) since forever. 

Kitteh in da haus!! 

Guess they all have their stories 

@lavanya1969 and @king02031976

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/somebody-give-me-membership-please-47447100

@imagine-losing-to-me

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/can-someone-give-me-membership

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/age-and-jobs

So the bunny just got blocked by @lizard003.  Now if it were lizard 007, that might have been bonding. 

So could anyone here give me a membership please? Diamond preferably (if you don't get me diamond don't consider it), and I would like it for 2000 years, as that way any children I have will be able to use it. Also please consider buying me a FIDE and USCF lifetime membership while you are at it. Also my car needs to be washed...

And don't forget the bunny's Rolls Royce 

well the bunny's still taking the bus & the train.

I thought bunnies used Volkswagon Rabbits.

Awesome thread...not sure how I have never seen it.