vagrancy

nurdinitup
There is a tournament at the foundry in San Francisco that was free last year. It’s $30 now for tickets. I work at a grocery store. I want to support the venue and go with some friends but we also want to get drunk and eat. Looks like we’ll just get drunk before we enter and in between rounds, outside.
autobunny

the bunny is not even sure what has become of this topic wink.png

anyway, since the bunny has been unsuccessful in stopping kids from begging on the forums, the bunny has decided to help them be more successful in their endeavors.  here's a self help video.  more to come.

autobunny

but wait, there's more!

autobunny

just don't get carried away

autobunny

After a 2nd try and with coaching from the original success story,  the follower hit gold too. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/could-someone-pls-give-me-a-gold-membership

But is gold enough? no way!  When you dream,  dream big.  When you beg, go for diamond!  Now she asks for diamond 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/free-membership-2

NovaChandran wrote:
Can u give me a diamond membership ?

 

autobunny

new kids on the block

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/free-mmbership

RonaldJosephCote

    Go get em bunny. wink.png  https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-want-to-buy-chess-set-but-so-expensive

autobunny

Thanks Ron. The bunny's on it.

autobunny

even @thechessintellect can't work this out

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/can-somebody-gift-me-membership

autobunny

it goes on and on ...

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/could-someone-gift-me-a-membership

autobunny

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/give-me-free-lifetime-diamond-membership

And we all expected more from @kenny-ji

Squidward18Q

@Autobunny, could you please gift me diamond membership?

autobunny
Squidward18Q wrote:

@Autobunny, could you please gift me diamond membership?

Makes perfect sense.  If a diamond can't belong to you,  why not belong to a diamond instead? Now all you have to do is find a diamond that will have you and the bunny will conduct the necessary rituals. 

Squidward18Q
autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:

@Autobunny, could you please gift me diamond membership?

Makes perfect sense.  If a diamond can't belong to you,  why not belong to a diamond instead? Now all you have to do is find a diamond that will have you and the bunny will conduct the necessary rituals. 

These rituals aren't painful, are they?

autobunny
Squidward18Q wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:

@Autobunny, could you please gift me diamond membership?

Makes perfect sense.  If a diamond can't belong to you,  why not belong to a diamond instead? Now all you have to do is find a diamond that will have you and the bunny will conduct the necessary rituals. 

These rituals aren't painful, are they?

Not for the bunny and that's all that matters 

fissionfowl

autobunny

nyaaah maybe ...

Squidward18Q
autobunny wrote:

nyaaah maybe ...

 

How did big chungus get so skinny?

autobunny
Squidward18Q wrote:
autobunny wrote:

nyaaah maybe ...

 

How did big chungus get so skinny?

Intermittent fasting