vagrancy

the bunny is not even sure what has become of this topic

anyway, since the bunny has been unsuccessful in stopping kids from begging on the forums, the bunny has decided to help them be more successful in their endeavors.  here's a self help video.  more to come.

but wait, there's more!

just don't get carried away

After a 2nd try and with coaching from the original success story,  the follower hit gold too. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/could-someone-pls-give-me-a-gold-membership

But is gold enough? no way!  When you dream,  dream big.  When you beg, go for diamond!  Now she asks for diamond 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/free-membership-2

new kids on the block

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/free-mmbership

    Go get em bunny.   https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-want-to-buy-chess-set-but-so-expensive

Thanks Ron. The bunny's on it.

even @thechessintellect can't work this out

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/can-somebody-gift-me-membership

it goes on and on ...

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/could-someone-gift-me-a-membership

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/give-me-free-lifetime-diamond-membership

And we all expected more from @kenny-ji

@Autobunny, could you please gift me diamond membership?

Makes perfect sense.  If a diamond can't belong to you,  why not belong to a diamond instead? Now all you have to do is find a diamond that will have you and the bunny will conduct the necessary rituals. 

These rituals aren't painful, are they?

Not for the bunny and that's all that matters 

nyaaah maybe ...

How did big chungus get so skinny?

Intermittent fasting