What do you think this emoticon means?

                 Febreeze!

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Maybe is trying to see if someone is watching him.

Ah, I see.  This is a Rorschach test.  The "Undecided" emoticon looks clearly  "undecided" to Me, since apparently, unlike many of You, I'm not a Sarcastic, Eye-rolling type of person.  I'm evidently, much more the sweet, angelic, "Innocent" type, like this:   

Now here's the emoticon that bugs Me:   ... this is labeled "Frown."  It Has NO Eyebrows!  "Frowning" is done with the Eyebrows!  What a Crock!   Makes me want to look "Undecided!" ()

OK, maybe I'm not all that angelic.

I thought  was for a smell.  

I hate febreeze. (Yes, hate. It makes my allergies flare up.)

Would rather have the smell than the 'aerosols'.

They're worse!

(Especially the popular amongst teenagers 'Lynx' :)

The mouth "sealed" emoticon  seems to me redundant:  The eyebrows go up signaling distress and the seal says "I said the wrong thing."  Then the blushing "embarrassed" one  says the same thing!

As you can see, I feel Strongly about Emoticons!  So where's one for "determined?"  Not "Yelling"  -- just Determined.  

And who ever uses that dumb "money mouth" one?   What a waste!  

And what does "tongue out" mean?   I sometimes use it for "I'm being silly" but it could be received as "I'm sticking my tongue out at You!"

I'm getting all worked up about this -- but I'm not ing ... Why would you want one labeled "yell" anyway?  Why not label it "frustrated" or even "irritated?"  Now I need one for "My head's about to explode!"

....... don't worry ... I've calmed down now ... I'm cool.....  ....

I always think of the money one as being sick. Makes more cents.

Thanks, ivandh, for lightening my mood.   Oh .... but then netzach points out the One I'd overlooked!  "Foot in mouth" = "Embarrassed" = "Mouth sealed!"  

It's Triple Redundancy!  The same thing Unecessarily Repeated!  Again!  The Same Thing!  Again!  Is there Any form of Redundancy worse than That?! ! !

You're totally going to have an affair with an emoticon, motherinlaw

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MSN messenger used to have awesome emoticons, back in the days people actually used it

http://messenger.msn.co.uk/Resource/Emoticons.aspx

And the potential was there for creating you own composite emoticons, e.g. (bah)(})

You can say that again.

Try ozium.