Why did you choose the username you have?

I like Sundays.

I am raised at the countryside deep in the Norwegian woods, and I also noticed that som bigcity chicks think they are more sophisticated than the peasants and the lumberjacks. So i want to show them something.

I am internationally orientated, so I mixed American and Russian in my name, a bit as a protest to the American -Russian propagandaconflict.

Djonni Derevnja means Jonny Countryside.

I did like the sound of it, and thought it have some adventurous.

meh.

I was hungry

I was thirsty.

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.

From Starwars

I feel it describes me accurately.

the name kwast has a double meaning in dutch:

- a clumsy, bit stupid person

- an artist's tool to paint (the paintbrush)

I'm a bit of both ;). Because it was allready taken, I added DK, of the real life chess club I play at :)

My first name and my last name.

Sums me up

This bird has flown.

Ferro Maljinn is a character in The First Law trilogy. She represent my playing style - always as sharp as possible.

"themehman" hehe 

My pieces tend to drop off and disappear unexpectedly. I can only explain it by the board being wonky. 
Someone I once played suggested wobblyballs instead. I said thank you for this suggestion.

My username was the secret prize in a box of cracker jax.

I drew the short straw.

It is my Xbox live gamertag... because I am the creator of nitemares...

It was that or Larry the Lover...

Xbox rules!