After posting the above post I realized that QR is obviously a mate that can be done in the center of the board because the rook can pretend it marks the edge of the board, then the Q and K perform a mate on that invisible "edge" in the middle of the board, like so:
So if I skip all the intervening piece combinations and just add QR and QQ to the end of my table I get:

I'm still looking to find the transition point where "any side" becomes "anywhere" per the right-hand column.
Above is a little table I made to answer the frequently-asked question about whether it's possible to mate with two knights (NN). I think it's a really insightful summary. In fact, I'm finding it so interesting that I feel like adding more rows to the end of it just out of curiosity so as to fill in that last column completely until it says "anywhere".
Specifically, I know it's possible to mate on any arbitrarily chosen square on the board with two queens (QQ), so that would be the last line in the table, but that raises the question as to which information comes between for RN, RB, RR, QN, QB, and QR. This is all purely academic at this point, not practical, but if anybody feels like working on this problem, please let me know what you discover, show your logic, and I'll fill in the rest of the table.
An example of how to mate in the center of the board ("anywhere") with two queens (QQ):