chess

1. you chess how the pieces chess

2. You learn how to chess the enemy king

3. You chess about special chess chess, like the castling or the en passant

4. You delevop a strategy: Chess your knights before bishops, chess the king into safety, chess the rooks on the open files(where are no pawns)

5. You chess less than your opponent

6. You chess all the pieces

7. You chess into an endgame

8. You chess the endgame

9. You chess your opponent(see N2)

I wish I could chess

If you are literally asking for how to play (rules and basics), then this chess.com hyperlink is for you:

https://www.chess.com/learn-how-to-play-chess

No, it's just some dumb meme. There were threads in the recent past with literally the same opening post.

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yep, in short you chess