help me humble my snobby little brother

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dannywanny2049
MelvinGarvey wrote:

My dog beats me at chess. And now he thinks he's better than me just because he wins all the time. All he does is reading my mind and find genius moves in it. I need help to beat him back at arm wrestling, any suggestions?

youre trying to mock me when what you said isnt even close to what happened. me and my brother are evenly matched and now hes being boastful because he won against me twice. all im asking for is help on how to counter someone who copies my moves. how about you help people instead of criticizing and making fun of them.

JogoReal
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mattyfastwheelz escreveu:

my little brother started chess not even 2 days ago and hes beat me twice and thinks hes better then me. every time he wins to me he refuses to rematch with some stupid excuse because he doesnt want to hurt his ego. all he does is copy my moves. pls give me tips on how to humble this kid and size his ego down. what i mean by that is how do i counter someone who copies your moves all the time."

 

Move your knights out and back to the start position during all the game. He will do the same obviously and after 50 moves the game will be a draw by the rules.

taseredbirdinstinct
MelvinGarvey wrote:

My dog beats me at chess. And now he thinks he's better than me just because he wins all the time. All he does is reading my mind and find genius moves in it. I need help to beat him back at arm wrestling, any suggestions?

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

Bowser
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
MelvinGarvey wrote:

My dog beats me at chess. And now he thinks he's better than me just because he wins all the time. All he does is reading my mind and find genius moves in it. I need help to beat him back at arm wrestling, any suggestions?

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

really man? bringing politics to chess.com? cmon now, this is no place.

taseredbirdinstinct
u0y wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
MelvinGarvey wrote:

My dog beats me at chess. And now he thinks he's better than me just because he wins all the time. All he does is reading my mind and find genius moves in it. I need help to beat him back at arm wrestling, any suggestions?

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

really man? bringing politics to chess.com? cmon now, this is no place.

You don't want politics, pick on the person who acted in a politically motived way, not the person calling him out.

taseredbirdinstinct
MelvinGarvey wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct a écrit :

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

Is my English that bad, or is it you who is talking in fantasy English no one else than you can understand?

Either your boring remark you made to the OP was gibberish and you really suck at English or you are pretending to be beyond the behaviour that you have just been blamed for, you are fooling no one. No way a French person would be using an English site, so I doubt you are really French at all, you must be a lonely stranger with nothing to do but gain attention with your broken English that stems from the appropriate level your state of mind must be at.

 

Bowser
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
MelvinGarvey wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct a écrit :

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

Is my English that bad, or is it you who is talking in fantasy English no one else than you can understand?

Either your boring remark you made to the OP was gibberish and you really suck at English or you are pretending to be beyond the behaviour that you have just been blamed for, you are fooling no one. No way a French person would be using an English site, so I doubt you are really French at all, you must be a lonely stranger with nothing to do but gain attention with your broken English that stems from the appropriate level your state of mind must be at.

 

Maybe you should become more informed before questioning someone’s nationality. Chess.com is not an english only website. Chess.com’s web and mobile sites are available in almost 60 languages

idilis
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

*Snip* No way a French person would be using an English site *snip*

But we all like to go for an English from time to time 

idilis
MelvinGarvey wrote:

Is my English that bad, or is it you who is talking in fantasy English no one else than you can understand?

We all speak fantasy English here. TICCPROW.

Fire

this article should help if he is a true copycat-

https://www.chess.com/blog/IMRosen/how-to-win-at-copy-cat-chess

 

idilis
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

taseredbirdinstinct
u0y wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
MelvinGarvey wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct a écrit :

You are obviously the type who loves accusing others and assuming people must be worse than what you read. Typical leftie-flake.

 

Is my English that bad, or is it you who is talking in fantasy English no one else than you can understand?

Either your boring remark you made to the OP was gibberish and you really suck at English or you are pretending to be beyond the behaviour that you have just been blamed for, you are fooling no one. No way a French person would be using an English site, so I doubt you are really French at all, you must be a lonely stranger with nothing to do but gain attention with your broken English that stems from the appropriate level your state of mind must be at.

 

Maybe you should become more informed before questioning someone’s nationality. Chess.com is not an english only website. Chess.com’s web and mobile sites are available in almost 60 languages

You haven't been taught correctly, so you ought try to learn these simple facts before feeling as if you deserve the right to talk, this is the English section, not the French section of Chess.com, so you can forget all about your wannabe French friend and get lost together in the woods, somewhere preferably with the reliance of your sense of direction under the pretences of being weary travellers, who knows, I'm skeptical but if you rely on your own sense of judgement you might even come across what could be a seen as castle amongst the trees, I'm just putting myself in your shoes, that's all.

 

 

taseredbirdinstinct
idilis wrote:
MelvinGarvey wrote:

Is my English that bad, or is it you who is talking in fantasy English no one else than you can understand?

We all speak fantasy English here. TICCPROW.

A translation software will cause trouble for foreigners as they are definitely not accurate, it's like comparing "+#(#(£((£(£(£(jajskjdjs" to "mmmfffmmghhffff".

ThroughtonsHeirAlexHebert

get in the tournament

hi friends ! my club has its first tournament in 7 minuts... nobody joined the club yet so be the champ vs me in the tournament 
1 minute ago
taseredbirdinstinct
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

Most people here have the intelligence to understand where the OP is coming from, you are in the minority here who got upset because he feels he is similar to the OP's brother, I guess it takes a dumb mind to be arrogant and not understand the impact their stupidity has on others, it's self explanatory, really, quite beautiful in its simplicity, almost as if the amusing occurrences that decent people are forced to put up with from such people were intended to be easy to relate to and grasp on an ALMOST universal level, although not all jokes are suitable for all sub levels of human beings, including strange ones who often fail to get the joke.

idilis
ThroughtonsHeirAlexHebert wrote:

get in the tournament

hi friends ! my club has its first tournament in 7 minuts... nobody joined the club yet so be the champ vs me in the tournament 
1 minute ago

Do you give out keto gummies?

idilis
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

Most people here have the intelligence to understand where the OP is coming from, you are in the minority here who got upset because he feels he is similar to the OP's brother, I guess it takes dumb mind to be arrogant and not understand the impact their stupidity has on others, it's self explanatory, really, quite beautiful in its simplicity.

So... you're saying you're the op?

taseredbirdinstinct
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

Most people here have the intelligence to understand where the OP is coming from, you are in the minority here who got upset because he feels he is similar to the OP's brother, I guess it takes dumb mind to be arrogant and not understand the impact their stupidity has on others, it's self explanatory, really, quite beautiful in its simplicity.

So... you're saying you're the op?

No, goodness gracious, I don't mean to burst your bubble but I was talking about you, to you.

P.S. My comment has been edited so you might want to change what was reflected in your quotation of my comment. Read the newly inserted last bit.

 

skipper_chess
idilis wrote:
ThroughtonsHeirAlexHebert wrote:

get in the tournament

hi friends ! my club has its first tournament in 7 minuts... nobody joined the club yet so be the champ vs me in the tournament 
1 minute ago

Do you give out keto gummies?

Hmu I'll get you the strawberry flavour best one with tons of artificial flavoring but make no mistake 9t gives you 100 grams of protein per gummy!

idilis
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:
idilis wrote:
taseredbirdinstinct wrote:

The OP isn't proud, it's his arrogant, boastful brother who is proud, wanting to beat someone at chess doesn't make you proud, otherwise nobody would learn.

That's some serious empathy with the op.  Any reason why?

Most people here have the intelligence to understand where the OP is coming from, you are in the minority here who got upset because he feels he is similar to the OP's brother, I guess it takes dumb mind to be arrogant and not understand the impact their stupidity has on others, it's self explanatory, really, quite beautiful in its simplicity.

So... you're saying you're the op?

No, goodness gracious, I don't mean to burst your bubble but I was talking about you, to you.

P.S. My comment has been edited so you might want to change what was reflected in your quotation of my comment. Read the newly inserted last bit.

no bubble to burst.  merely asked why you picked the side you did and you replied in too many words that you were intelligent and therefore your assumptions were better than those who picked the other side which according to you includes me.  i do not remember picking a side though.  your new insertion adds to the fluff a little but isn't saying much more.

so.... again, are you saying you're the op?