How to play Caro-Kann

By pushing the c-pawn?

With black you want to keep hammering his d4 pawn and or plan to play the c6 to c5 pawn break at some point. I would keep that in mind instead of trying to memorize specific lines.

Didnt know dis would blow up. Thx.

You got a point, but I just don’t like to push the pawn two times but it might be good in this position. I usually play Scillian I don’t have experience about caro-kann 

Oh, you just learn Caro exchange and advance, Slav, Semi-Slav, Panov fianchetto, and some additional QGD lines like Cambridge Springs and Albin counter gambit traps and mainline.  Then you're sorted, maybe... Solid. It's like a system.  Lol.

It is easy

Nope

Chess is anything but easy. I might go out on a limb and say chess is quite hard! 

Shogi is harder though… MUCH harder

Shogi? Isn’t that Japanese chess? Or Chinese? I forget.

I’ve seen it played and it looks like I could give it a shot...if the pieces weren’t covered in Japanese(Chinese?). It feels so out of place to play a game where I don’t even speak the language that’s on the game yet.

It is Japanese 

It is like crazy house variant in chess, but with other rules. Happily, like lichess, there is a site called lishogi for shogi

lishogi? huh, never heard of it. maybe I’ll learn the basic rules sometime. thank you!

Here you go watch this:

Go to lishogi.org. you can also change the pieces to english. There are lessons too.