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I have never won a chess game in my life. I have been "playing" since I was 8, I'm now 32.

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ElMiistii

Add me as a friend.  I usually play chess every morning when I get my first cup of coffee for the day, then sometimes in the afternoon and evening.  If you practice with someone, you will get better.  It doesn't matter what the person's rating is.  Sometimes, it's good to practice with low rates like me because you will see pretty straight up chess and that's how to learn some simple moves, traps, and see mistakes made by your opponent.  Add me as a friend or accept my request.  I promise I don't bite and let's see how we can make you a winning chess player!

Markzhang1
Ecclesyus wrote:

I like chess, I really like it but I could never beat my brother. From a child I have never beaten anyone unless they let me win, or don't know how to play. I got back into it, I've played at least 20 CPU's and like 5 or more humans and still can't win one game. I hate that I like chess. It seems like every game, no matter what it is I lose unless it's a single player game. I was never able to beat my brothers at anything as a kid, and it makes me angry to this day that I still lose. Part of me says quit chess, and a part of me wants to play. I tried to get better with the app, but even the easiest robot beats me relentlessly. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

One thing, before I write this WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU SWEAR??? Anyways, I did censor and change half of it but maybe chess is not the thing for you.

ChocolateIsCool2022

well you could just keep playing. if that doesn't work, time to start studying the game!

wbdavisjr

I looked at one of your games where you played a 60 min time control.  You were playing way to fast in my opinion.  Play longer time controls like 45 or 60 min and take your time to think about your moves.  Also try daily chess where you won't feel the pressure to make moves to fast without thinking them through.

EscherehcsE

The OP hasn't logged in for 5 days. He may have already given up for good...

goodspellr

I recommend working through chess.com's lessons for beginners and following their recommended Study Plan.  Their resources are very good for taking you from the basic rules to common tactics to fundamental concepts of all stages of the game.

KnightsOfTroy
Markzhang1 wrote:

One thing, before I write this WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU SWEAR??? Anyways, I did censor and change half of it but maybe chess is not the thing for you.

 

Jeepers! Not the swears! Thanks for your service, what would we do without a warrior like you?

HylandMarkle

If you want to WIN at chess and CHECKMATE your opponent, here is the 4-part plan to get you there:

1. Learn the most basic checkmate patterns:

2. Learn basic opening principles: The Principles of the Opening | Chess for Beginners - Chess.com

3. Learn some basic tactics patterns: ALL Chess Tactics Explained |Chess Strategy, Moves, Ideas & Basics for Beginners| How to Play Chess - YouTube

4. Keep playing! You must practice the ideas you learn above in order to improve: Play Chess Online for Free with Friends & Family - Chess.com

dude0812

Watch videos from various titled players such as Ben Finegold. I watched him to improve when I was a beginner, but nowadays there are a lot of GMs and IMs on youtube providing free lessons.

Markzhang1
SSJ3Patzer wrote:
Markzhang1 wrote:

One thing, before I write this WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU SWEAR??? Anyways, I did censor and change half of it but maybe chess is not the thing for you.

 

Jeepers! Not the swears! Thanks for your service, what would we do without a warrior like you?

I am still confused on how chess.com let the original message go through, and I did change and edit it.

onlyonewinner117
I noticed you have only played six games I say keep on trying
FREEtheBASE2018

This is a fake account, it's so evident and people shouldn't lose their time answering to such posts

The guy just joined 21 September, played a few games and posted that joke thread.

 

JUST MY OPINION !!!

DragonGamer231
adriazolaIvan wrote:

learn to set up the "Schoolar's mate", and make those moves every single game, at your level you'll win eventually, and pretty commonly,  I'll write it so you can do it in both colors

 

1. You begin by pushing your pawn in front of your king one or two squares

(totally irrelevant wich one)

 

2. Then move your free Bishop so there is a single space between it and your pawns

(at this point you should only be able to move one of your bishops)

 

3. Then move your Queen so its in front of a pawn or touching the side of the board

(you gotta pick one of these, try and pick the one where your queen isnt inmediatly captured)

 

4. and lastly move your queen take the pawn closest to the enemy king.

(the bishop and the queen are both watching this pawn so this should be checkmate)

 

Of course, there are lots of stuff your opponent can do to stop it, push the quen pawn and get the king an escape, threaten the pieces you move (be careful with that), block your attack, or protect the pawn you wanna capture, if you see it wont be posible try to adapt, but there will be times when this doesnt work.

 

As I said this is not magic 100% but im 900 and Ive fallen for it more times than I care to admit, im guessing at your level, if you memorize the 4 steps correctly, even only one of the options and aply it mindlessly every single game, you should win at least 1 in every ten games, probably more

 

Ignoring what your oponent does:

with white you want this:

and with black you want this:

 

While this does work frequently at lower levels, this attack can be countered, giving black a development advantage. Here's how:

This also opens up fianchetto opportunities for black. Of course, if you are going for this with black, this can be countered much easier, like this:

 

mrtb411
Markzhang1 wrote:
Ecclesyus wrote:

I like chess, I really like it but I could never beat my brother. From a child I have never beaten anyone unless they let me win, or don't know how to play. I got back into it, I've played at least 20 CPU's and like 5 or more humans and still can't win one game. I hate that I like chess. It seems like every game, no matter what it is I lose unless it's a single player game. I was never able to beat my brothers at anything as a kid, and it makes me angry to this day that I still lose. Part of me says quit chess, and a part of me wants to play. I tried to get better with the app, but even the easiest robot beats me relentlessly. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

One thing, before I write this WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU SWEAR??? Anyways, I did censor and change half of it but maybe chess is not the thing for you.

 

Maybe his **** was ****ed in the **** and ******* and ****** ***** *** ****** ****** and one of those old fashioned ****s you have to ******* with your ******.

Knights_of_Doom

But you did win a game.

Markzhang1
FREEtheBASE2018 wrote:

This is a fake account, it's so evident and people shouldn't lose their time answering to such posts

The guy just joined 21 September, played a few games and posted that joke thread.

 

JUST MY OPINION !!!

... wait what. He won 1 game XD.

Markzhang1
Markzhang1 wrote:
FREEtheBASE2018 wrote:

This is a fake account, it's so evident and people shouldn't lose their time answering to such posts

The guy just joined 21 September, played a few games and posted that joke thread.

 

JUST MY OPINION !!!

... wait what. He won 1 game XD.

ya did win... sorry if it sounded like an insult.

Markzhang1
mrtb411 wrote:
Markzhang1 wrote:
Ecclesyus wrote:

I like chess, I really like it but I could never beat my brother. From a child I have never beaten anyone unless they let me win, or don't know how to play. I got back into it, I've played at least 20 CPU's and like 5 or more humans and still can't win one game. I hate that I like chess. It seems like every game, no matter what it is I lose unless it's a single player game. I was never able to beat my brothers at anything as a kid, and it makes me angry to this day that I still lose. Part of me says quit chess, and a part of me wants to play. I tried to get better with the app, but even the easiest robot beats me relentlessly. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

One thing, before I write this WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU SWEAR??? Anyways, I did censor and change half of it but maybe chess is not the thing for you.

 

Maybe his **** was ****ed in the **** and ******* and ****** ***** *** ****** ****** and one of those old fashioned ****s you have to ******* with your ******.

yeah that makes sense

Guydzak

Hmm

Guydzak

Sorry, accident. Won't post haha