I want to have fun in Chess


Realize that the rest of the world's chess players are unlikely to roll over and play dead against you just so you can feel the joy of "stomping pups". If that is your only reason for playing chess you will experience nothing but frustration and disappointment. Either discover some magical way of suddenly being better than everyone else or quit chess.

Wanting to be good at chess to "stomp pups" is maybe where you want to start questioning.
sounds like you do not respect me at all, i found this offensive,. Im here to stomp pups for fun not to waste my brain energy to think of some moves that invovles with Donald Trump's 5 dimensional chess top kek play
I mean, that's literally what chess is. If you don't want to worry about strategy, then why are playing a strategy game? It sounds to me that your problem is trying to find the right game. I think an FPS game like CoD, CS:GO or Halo might be better suited to your tastes.

I don't want to get better, I want to have a good dream of me stomping the pups like ants instead of getting high blood pressure everytime I play a game.
Should I get a fixed 100 ELO just to stomp the pups?
That might get your account suspended for throwing games just to stomp some lower elo players. Getting better can help you have fun, either playing against an opponent with similar knowledge as you for a tense game, sacrificing a piece or several in an attack similar to that of the old romantic chess days, or even using your superior chess knowledge to crush those who don't have the concepts and idea's written down. It's understandable if chess does get you down, but a purpose of a game is to have fun, not to crush your hopes.
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