So yeah, I basically suck

You made the same mistake as me. Making ur account with intermediate.
You will eventually win in a few days.
Also, if you see someone saying, I am intermediate, I will make a chess.com account!
Say to them, when you choose your skill level, say trust me, but your skill as begginer.

I’m 600. You can add me for some unrated daily games if you want
Unrated means no one will lose rating points after the game. I could teach you something new!