100 funny things to do on chess

57-61:Try to lose.Try to draw.Beg for a hint.Play like a zombie.Play like a mosnter.

62.Have a negative rating.

when you have just a king and 1 pawn and your opponent only has a king, promote your pawn into a bishop and say "I'm going to win!"

Take a rook and say "It's a bird." then move it over to the opposing king and say "Checkmate!" 

Tip the chess board over and say WIPEOUT!

Have 9 queens and all your other pieces and lose to king with a rook.

log into your vote chess games (where you play in teams) and wait for your next move when it says "opponents move, 11 hours to next move"

Do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJEgESH-Ww&t=00m11s

69.Play diagonlly

71.Grab a piece each time you move.

72-75:Just cheat when playing and don't stop.I AM LOSING BECAUSE I AM A BABY.When you have 0.01 second,swap clocks.Eat when playing.

76.Place REAL ELEPHANTS and HORSES and CASTLES 

on the chessboard

77.GO TO SWIM OR YOU WILL LOSE(P.S.:if this happend you win on time)

76 is a good idea! Animal models can be use as chess pieces.

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80.RAH

78.YOU ARE A IDIOT

I mean 77