100 reasons you quit chess

68: you played goose bot for the 50th time and lost

69: you get scholars mated

70. A fish on the shelf beat you faster than stockfish did

71: your liver gets fried

Your friend toast the chess board

74. You die, thus making the playing of any game a moot point.

Speaking of the afterlife, Alekhine is supposed to have told the following acidic anecdote:

He dies, goes to the Pearly Gates and St Peter refuses to let him in, saying "No chess grandmasters allowed." Alekhine peers through the gates and sees a rival of his, Bogolyubov, taking his ease in heaven, reclining on a deckchair. Alekhine asks, "How did he get in?" St Peter: "Him? He's not a chess grandmaster. He only thinks he is."

75. AI solves chess and makes fun of you for trying to beat it

76. Some random Canadian tells you chess has killed people