100 reasons you quit chess

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Jayden3000

48. You lose to me

MrMarshMan

49. You reached 2700 on chess.com and finally decided to play OTB. Unfortunately, due to your incessant flatulence, the organizers disqualified you from your first ever OTB tournament.

Matty-O-O-O
50. You flipped the board and discovered Backgammon.
Rook-E-1984

51. Your elo rating wasn't attracting possible mates like you'd hoped it would and you didn't want to die a virgin.

degorbu
52. You were accused of not cheating and were banned
Fireserbia

53. You lost a white pawn under the sofa and you can't find it anymore