100 reasons you quit chess

20. You were arrested for war crimes and was forced to not play chess. When your prison time was over, you realized you forgot how to play chess after losing 400 rating in the past hour and proceeds to completely forget about the game.
Sounds like this was said from experience

20. You were arrested for war crimes and was forced to not play chess. When your prison time was over, you realized you forgot how to play chess after losing 400 rating in the past hour and proceeds to completely forget about the game.
Sounds like this was said from experience
Not MY experience

20. You were arrested for war crimes and was forced to not play chess. When your prison time was over, you realized you forgot how to play chess after losing 400 rating in the past hour and proceeds to completely forget about the game.
Sounds like this was said from experience
Not MY experience
You sure?
20. You were arrested for war crimes and was forced to not play chess. When your prison time was over, you realized you forgot how to play chess after losing 400 rating in the past hour and proceeds to completely forget about the game.