100 worse things than losing a game of chess

standing in a bus as it careers around a corner causing you to lose your balance and you end up head butting an elderly lady knocking her unconscious.
It s worse if the elderly lady knocks you unconcsious.

getting captured by cannibals and ending up in their stew pot and you try to call for help but there is no signal.

Have we reached number 800 already? Then we could lock this thread.
Lock this thread? Yes Baby, lock this thread.