1000 BEST places to play chess

i decided to make a topic to go with 1000 worst places to play chess so here it is

Where?

2. At a cafe

3. In a chess club

4. At a hotel

5. On Chess.com 

I guess you have 800 more 

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/200-best-places-to-play-chess

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7. During a tornado

8. Under the crushed remains of your house

9. In the hospital, against the doctor as he tries to stop your internal bleeding

10. Against death in a game for your soul

211. the ins(of the ins(of the inside of a chessboard)ide)ide

13. In front of a mirror, against yourself.

14. In washroom

In your dreams

16.on a pyramid in egypt

17. In the holodeck on the USS Enterprise, against Morphy or other great from the past.

18. Out on the lentil farm, raising all my chess pieces to care for the harvest while Paula Cole's Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? plays in the background. Yippee ki-yay, MF (my friend...)

19. In the driver's seat of my car; that way should my opponent make a move I dislike, I shall honk my horn at him.