1000 laws of chess.com

ill start

1, rule of drama

any one who makes a dramatic leaving forum will not actually leave, they will come back but anyone who just leaves has a higher chance of going for good

2, popularity theorem

anyone whos popular and leaves silently is just trying to 1, gain even more attention then come back, 2. go for good not likely, 3. make people worried and just say sorry and pretend to be powerful, 3 only applies to people who have like 1 view and go like im sooooo popular 

Muted, you mean.

4 HVENKI AND DUNT AND ME AND SNU SNU RULES

7. quoted comments so they cant delete their own comments will mean they will delete their own comment hopping u will delete ur quote 

9. if you get frustrated at something like spam or stuff that takes 1 second to solve, but its been like the 4th time, you spend an hour raging at it despite you could just delete or stuff in a few seconds

10. If you want to start a club that hosts divisive stuff(like politics) then you should have an active staff member/moderator in there or you might run across hate speech

10. Always worship evil dark lord and dunt

11. duntcare is cool dont be rude to him

13. Use anime as your pfp if you want to be like 90% of the other users on here

WORSHIP ME IM A LORD

14. Always like a animal if u want to blend in a animal club

I dont thinks so

gtg

15. Don't be racist towards me because I have beaten every hater of the Chinese people so far(I'm not kidding; check out my blog that marks 1 year since I started playing 4 player chess for more proof)

Can I be racist then lmao

If you are racist towards me I will do my best to beat you at any game and I will also report you

so don't try me

OK but Asian people

*deep breath*

Screeeeeeeeeeeee

That meme is so dead lol

What am I exposing 

No

Was talking to free...