🤪1000 reasons why you lost your chess game

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(i'm pretty new to forums, but i heard counting forums are not allowed, so this may get locked. rip)


The rules are pretty simple.

Each person says a funny reason why you lost your chess game. The next person names another. Our goal is to reach 1,000!


Please do NOT post more than one comment in a row. Please keep the reasons appropriate. Please do NOT start fights. Please do not forum derail. 


In addition, i'll be rating the top 10 most funniest reasons for every milestone.

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Milestones🏆:
settings 100 reasons 
settings 200 reasons
settings 300 reasons
settings 400 reasons
settings 500 reasons
settings 600 reasons
settings 700 reasons
settings 800 reasons
settings 900 reasons
settings 1,000 reasons


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c ool

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I'll start.

1. You got bored so you left.

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sir this is otf, what is a ch*ss thread doing here
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ii guess this is ch*ss, mb

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3. bad signals

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okay tx

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you blundered your queen so you resigned (that must be funny enough)

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please count and add a number

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Reason: You stole an idea from another thread for your own thread.

Btw I haven’t seen a SINGLE counting thread (Even with more than 1000 comments) getting closed.

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uhh actually i made that thread myself, and DUO copied from me.

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The other thread exists way longer. Don’t lie to me.

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Ein-Schachspieler wrote:

The other thread exists way longer. Don’t lie to me.

No im not. @Duo-Owl copied from me only. You're talking about what he posted in TVO right?

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This isnt OTF this is Fun with Chess Forums

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Xx_Vanilla_xX hat geschrieben:
Ein-Schachspieler wrote:

The other thread exists way longer. Don’t lie to me.

No im not. @Duo-Owl copied from me only. You're talking about what he posted in TVO right?

I have already seen something like this. I don’t know from which player. But you are definitely not the first one who did this.

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You were using stockfish to cheat but didn't realize it was a fake that showed you the worst moves

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5. the other player delivered checkmate

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6. One of my cats jumped on me, successfully opened the phone app, jumped off, my other cat followed, and pressed the 110* contact and called the cops (yes, I have the emergency police hotline as a contact, because I am too lazy to dial 3 whole digits) * 100 is the emergency police hotline number in görmany (Now imagine the police show up at your apartment and you have to explain how two cats successfully alerted the police)

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Ein-Schachspieler wrote:
Xx_Vanilla_xX hat geschrieben:
Ein-Schachspieler wrote:

The other thread exists way longer. Don’t lie to me.

No im not. @Duo-Owl copied from me only. You're talking about what he posted in TVO right?

I have already seen something like this. I don’t know from which player. But you are definitely not the first one who did this.

I've done this before, and then three clubs copied from it. This is really annoying. Please don't forum derail and just DM me

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7. you fell into the backrooms