146. You are a vampire and water comes into your mouth and you die.
1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game
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Aug 3, 2023
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#63
148. Professor Lockhart got his memory back and caused you to lose your memory (he sneaked into your house) {This is from Harry Potter}
149. Your opponent used the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit (IRL Variation)
151. you get arrested for 21 war crimes against taiwan
152. that one person from soulshatters testing place comes to your house and throws a knife at you but misses and you grab the knife and then he throws a gun at you but misses so you grab the gun and then you both get into a fist fight and comepletely forget about the weapons then you lose resulting in you losing the 30 minute rapid game out of stalling and as you're knocked out the other guy throws the gun at you, resulting in you doing a permanent mouth shut
153. You had to go potty really bad and when you come out it says: Game Aborted
154. everyone you're playing against is using stockfish
155. you didnt drink enough water and therefore died of dehydration
154. You booked tickets to watch your favorite soccer team play, and you forgot about it, you quickly change, and it says: Game Aborted
155. You have to eat dinner (happens to me a lot)
156. Someone is behind you and shoves a hat on you.
157. You fall asleep
159. you get kidnapped by the mafia and they charge you 20 million dollars of debt and while you start grinding in gta to get real life money you stall out on time as soon as you pay off the debt and die from dissapointment
Aug 3, 2023
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#72
160. Your cat jumps onto the mousepad and happens to premove fool's mate and you're too slow to stop it before it happens
Aug 3, 2023
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#73
161. LORD VOLDEMORT GOT REVIVED AND MADE YOUR COMPUTER ONE OF HIS HORCRUXES SO HARRY POTTER WENT TO DESTROY IT, THUS CAUSING YOU TO LOSE.
162. You got draggedto hang
Aug 3, 2023
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#75
164. While you are playing chess, your girlfriend is talking to you too much and you still dont want to talk to her, in fact, when it is mate in 1, about to click, she takes your device away and you accidentally made a blunder then you get very mad....
165. You get hit by a swing
166. You suffer ddos
167. Your girlfriend gets mad and kicks you in your ***** and you fall on the floor and you roll in pain, clutching your sore *****. (You are playing hyper.)
Aug 3, 2023
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#78
Honchkrowabcd wrote:
soni10a wrote:
164. While you are playing chess, your girlfriend is talking to you too much and you still dont want to talk to her, in fact, when it is mate in 1, about to click, she takes your device away and you accidentally made a blunder then you get very mad....
Get a girlfriend who plays chess, then she'll understand XD
Ahahahhahahahahaha yeaaaaaa
145 the roof collapses