137. You play Groß opening.
1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game
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138. Your computer gets hacked.
139. You get checkmated by e4 bc4 qh5 qf7 while you only move knight back and forth.
140. You say #$@%&**% and your brain explodes.
141. You accidentally pulled the tablecloth off and you hurt yourself and you hurry to comfort yourself. (You are playing hyper.)
142. you get hurt playing chess
Aug 2, 2023
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144. You are a vampire and garlic comes hurling at you and you become distracted and lose on time
145 the roof collapses
Aug 3, 2023
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148. Professor Lockhart got his memory back and caused you to lose your memory (he sneaked into your house) {This is from Harry Potter}
149. Your opponent used the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit (IRL Variation)
151. you get arrested for 21 war crimes against taiwan
152. that one person from soulshatters testing place comes to your house and throws a knife at you but misses and you grab the knife and then he throws a gun at you but misses so you grab the gun and then you both get into a fist fight and comepletely forget about the weapons then you lose resulting in you losing the 30 minute rapid game out of stalling and as you're knocked out the other guy throws the gun at you, resulting in you doing a permanent mouth shut
153. You had to go potty really bad and when you come out it says: Game Aborted
154. everyone you're playing against is using stockfish
155. you didnt drink enough water and therefore died of dehydration
154. You booked tickets to watch your favorite soccer team play, and you forgot about it, you quickly change, and it says: Game Aborted
155. You have to eat dinner (happens to me a lot)
156. Someone is behind you and shoves a hat on you.
157. You fall asleep
159. you get kidnapped by the mafia and they charge you 20 million dollars of debt and while you start grinding in gta to get real life money you stall out on time as soon as you pay off the debt and die from dissapointment
Aug 3, 2023
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160. Your cat jumps onto the mousepad and happens to premove fool's mate and you're too slow to stop it before it happens
136. You have 1 day vacation time in a 3 day daily game and you go to Santorini for 5 days without electronic devices... (It happened to me)