1000 reasons you lost a game

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jrcarlsen25

137. You got bribed

Kyobir

23. When you were setting up the board, you accidentally forgot to place the queen... and the rooks... and the bishops... and the knights... and the pawns... and the king.

jrcarlsen25

140. You got scammed and lost your money and couldn’t pay for chess.com membership, and now your broke.

WilliamHT1

Or if you run out if data

chessbeginner102112

241 (we dropped by 100 on accident): you call the bishop a tall pawn with a slice cut out of it and they decide to revolt

jrcarlsen25

No it’s actually not 100 down, I’m on the correct one

Joessmoess

Its kind of weird how a forum can't keep track of a number although to some degree it's not surprising lol. I'm pretty sure its from trolls who skip 70 numbers or go back

The_GeckoWZ

X.

The_GeckoWZ

Oops, anyway number whatever it is, you make 9 queens and stalemate, and realise you played your neighbour (he's laughing)

RandomChessPlayer62
Joessmoess wrote:

Its kind of weird how a forum can't keep track of a number although to some degree it's not surprising lol. I'm pretty sure its from trolls who skip 70 numbers or go back

People are just using the wrong number intentionally to make it confusing

mateuszwieru

139. There was a typhoon and you had to show who is boss

chessbeginner102112

140: you have no friends so you cant play against anyone in the first place

Penguin4096

141. Your router stops working in the middle of the game because your wires were short circuited due to a random rat

jrcarlsen25

142. You asked your girlfriend / boyfriend if she / he loves you and she / he said no and you fell of a cliff and lost on time.

jrcarlsen25

( on purpose )

Kyobir
Joessmoess wrote:

Its kind of weird how a forum can't keep track of a number although to some degree it's not surprising lol. I'm pretty sure its from trolls who skip 70 numbers or go back

oh shoot u know

jrcarlsen25

143. You resigned even though if you played any move it was checkmate.

Kyobir

144. It's the World Chess Championship. You have mate in 1... but you ran out of time thinking about that sweet, sweet victory.

Penguin4096
jrcarlsen25 写道:

142. You asked your girlfriend / boyfriend if she / he loves you and she / he said no and you fell of a cliff and lost on time.

not worth it, just get a new girlfriend/boyfriend

there are 8.09 billion on earth

Penguin4096

145. In a real chess match, you go to the bathroom, but then the door is stuck, and you cannot get out. After 1 hour, you finally bust open the door, but your time ran out 30 minutes ago. You also get kicked out of the tournament for noise and destruction.