1000 reasons you lost a game

guys we're on 164

165. The CIA holds you hostage

166. You thought you were playing drawback chess with the drawback of being forced to take a pawn if you can

167. Your device's CPU begins to burn

168. There's a fire, and attempt to bring your phone, but there is too much chaos so you lose hold of your phone

169 you thought you were playing giveaway

170 you thought you were playing atomic and you sacc the queen to take the pawn in front of the opponent's king but it is normal chess and you just sacrificed your queen

• 171 you fall asleep in your chair bc your opponent is taking too long to move and he moves and you run out of time

172 you lil sis uses to crying game bc you do not let her play minecraft on your PC.

Mom kills you and you get disconnected bc your lil sis is on minecraft now

173 your older brother bashes you and takes hold of the PC and downloads Fortnite and you run out of time

dozzed off

now that is actually true

174 you get too excited bc you are winning agianest a GM and you blunder

That's me lol

175 opponent offers draw and you get too mad to win because of bad sportsmanship

175 you went to the toilet and then watch memes rather then continue the chess game you were playing bc you have dementia and forgot you were playing

176 you are playing a cheater and you do not notice bc you were too busy looking at the board and did not see that he/she had a phone in his/her pocket

177 you are playing drunk

178 you resign thinking you are lost but you are actually winning

179 you are playing a classical game but then your phone rings. You forgot you had your phone and it was your mom calling to ask where are u? You lose bc tournament rules about phones

hahahaha

181. You are just bad at chess

182. spider man webs your laptop up now you cant get to it and have to wait 1 hour for the webbing to dissolve therefore you lose on time

183. your playing online in the middle of a OTB chess tournament while you wait for the next round but you accidentally started a 15/10 game and therefore you get late for your next round so you have to resign

184. you got banned for swearing on this forum

185. you are so focused on your game that you don't notice that your house is on fire

186. you try to be Magnus and play the bongcloud

187. You were raging and you broke your monitor

Then it starts meowing again and you claim that you where hallucinating. Then it starts mewing again and you get mad and break your phone.
The next person to comment gets to decide whether this is a new reason or not.

Absolutely valid reason

chicken