191. Your computer gets confiscated by the CIA
192. You got distracted by your friends because you decided to be extremely smart and start a chess match on your phone in the middle of a soccer/football game
1000 reasons you lost a game
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181 reason is my excuse ---- when you are bad at something only minor improvements can ever be made and with chess --- its always for me anyways -- one step forward --two steps back
195:you blame cheaters for being stuck at 800 elo because you hang your queen three moves in a row and aperetly not seeing that is cheating according to mystery people
196: a nuclear war starts and you get disintegrated
197: You never existed in the first place...
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201. Your playing with a 0 rating player but then a grandmaster appear and checkmates you in 1 turn
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202: Ur 100 elo and ur playing against Stockfish who is 99999999999999999999999999 elo.
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bigbeast321 wrote:
175 you went to the toilet and then watch memes rather then continue the chess game you were playing bc you have dementia and forgot you were playing
176 you are playing a cheater and you do not notice bc you were too busy looking at the board and did not see that he/she had a phone in his/her pocket
177 you are playing drunk
178 you resign thinking you are lost but you are actually winning
179 you are playing a classical game but then your phone rings. You forgot you had your phone and it was your mom calling to ask where are u? You lose bc tournament rules about phones
178 is me lol I didn't see a person had blundered so I resigned because I thought I was losing lol
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203: En Passant Mate on h6 happens, and you are so happy that you didn't realize that the next 1 minute game started, so you lost on time lol
204: Tom Nook wants your bells
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205: Chess.com starts lagging and then the power goes out and then you find out lost on time
206: Somebody asks; "What's 9+10," and then you say; "21" and then the PC blows up laughing hysterically
207: Mario wants your liver
208: Asdfmovie15 finally came out then you die (PS. Asdfmovie15 came out 3 days ago as of 6/27/24)
209: It's 3:00 AM and chess.com eats you
210: (Let's go 210) Your account is too good and chess.com thinks you're Stockfish because of it so chess.com closes your account and never re-opens it
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212: Geometry Dash 2.3 comes out so you abort to play and find out it was the chess update but when you get done you realize that you aborting was dumb bc it was a daily game and you had 14 days left
guys we're on 189
190. You thought you were low on time, so you play very quickly, and your opponent outsmarts you.