1000 reasons you lost a game

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catsrule777777

No idea

Joessmoess

692. The screwdriver slipped

Max_Byatler
DrNostalgia wrote:

Game time

15-30 Ultra bullet

10-15 Machine Gun

5-10 Railgun

1-5 Missile

0.5-1 Ultrasonic Missile

0.2-0.5 ICBM

0.1-0.2 Nuke

-0.1 Positron Missile

What about Coilgun?

MasterJyanM

693:it is the 1800s and you are in qing china.You are charged of murder and sentenced to death.The excutenioner performs ling-chi on you,so you have time to play,but youre playing hyperbullet and you lose on time.

Max_Byatler

694: You say “check” in a FIDE game, and they take you out.

RealTactics960
695: you have to put down your phone to save a baby from a nuclear bomb by disarming it using your mouth while fighting off ten armed men, and you succeed, but they kill your dog, so you hunt them down, and finally, when you return, you only have 30 seconds left on your 5 minute bullet game, and get flagged.
darthvadercat54

Nice

darthvadercat54

696: You were playing chess and your table broke down and you decided to fix it, because your opponent was thinking that move, and then you forgot about the game, coz' you very like fixing something, and when you finished, you had only 9 sec of time, and you resigned

Lalith_best
I_Play_Chess_HeHeHeHe wrote:

so basically you love men?

Where did you get that from

Jimmy_1001

Pour Quoi il ya pas le petit et le grand rock dans le mode débutant

Joessmoess
MasterJyanM wrote:

693:it is the 1800s and you are in qing china.You are charged of murder and sentenced to death.The excutenioner performs ling-chi on you,so you have time to play,but youre playing hyperbullet and you lose on time.

Bro that was in the 10th century

DrNostalgia

697:

You forgot 💀

DrNostalgia
Max_Byatler wrote:
DrNostalgia wrote:

Game time

15-30 Ultra bullet

10-15 Machine Gun

5-10 Railgun

1-5 Missile

0.5-1 Ultrasonic Missile

0.2-0.5 ICBM

0.1-0.2 Nuke

-0.1 Positron Missile

What about Coilgun?

Negative time

catsrule777777

Bot

kingofsacrifices3

u sacrafice the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK for no reason and resign

kingofsacrifices3
kingofsacrifices3 wrote:

u sacrafice the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK for no reason and resign

697

kingofsacrifices3

698 u play the barnes and get fools mated

MasterJyanM

699:you break your [insert device here] in half

MasterJyanM

700:

MasterJyanM

300 left,then 1000 reasons you won a game!