1000 reasons you lost a game

835 you went to loo

836. You sleep

837. You had to take the elevator but it was in another building.

838

you realize you did a trash opening

839 you try to play on your apple watch,but its to tiny

So many of these are repeats it’s crazy

840.You got hungry so you went to McDonalds but lost a game in rapid because you left your phone in your house.

841. You want to poop, but you forgot to take your phone with you, and you lost on time

You were really close to victory, but your internet slowed down and eventually went out. It said "auto-resign" for 14 seconds. After those 14 seconds, my internet came back. Unfortunately, my opponent won the game because I lost my internet connection. 😑😒😤

How do we check the ELO ?

I already did that

real reason 838.your little sibling was eating toast next to you and he put butter under your mouse and you mouse slip(literally)

843.you were playing chess but you fell into a Time Machine and went back to the year 999999999999999999999999999999999 BCE before chess was invented

844: the internet is so bad that it shows up as your opponent’s move, but he actually already moved and you just need to refresh the page. This happened to me at school…

Yes I fixed the number

845: Your computer decides to not like you and falls out the window

846:Your chair leg breaks and you fall over and misclick

847:You receive a hurricane to your house during a daily game

848: Opponent uses stockfish from move 1

849:You get so bored from waiting 1 minute for every move you resign

850:Your computer doesn’t computer properly

851.your knights are actual horses so they run away

852.you keep pressing the mouse too hard so your computer gets scared and runs away

853.you think you are magnus so you play 1.nh3

And 2.f3

With Daylight saving time soon ending, I counted on getting another hour.