1000 reasons you lost a game

873: Your opponent pulls off the Halloween Gambit in some miracle.

874. you keep getting paired with magnus.

875. You disconnect in a completely winning position with over 6 queens

876. Your playing chess, when all of a sudden Gotham chess comes running in to tell you to sacrifice the rook, But you blunder your queen instead because your a bad chess player and resign.

878:

Mom: It's time for bed

879. Being relevant and kind

879. You realise Fakty are currently on the TV so you resign to watch Fakty.

880. A bat came flying through the window and you had to crawl away as it could actually be a vampire.

881.Your mum steals your phone.

882:Time for dinner

883.you had my avatar and your username was maximum so chess.com thought you were using maximum 3200 engine to cheat and banned you

9876543256789087657675798590349053482347928743298729749824784322974923708019081908310789363394267868236278232516272. You are Anish Giri and gets arrested for stealing pieces

Someone did that already

That is reason 884

885.you are playing chess in yankee stadium and when you have mate in 1 Aaron Judge hits a home run at your head and you have to be taken to the emergency room

887.You are levy so you sack the queen and you say oh oh oh I sacked the queen ah ah i sacked the queen and you lose on time

888:the 3 magnuses and level 25 stockfish teams up against you.

This guy means 888 by the way.

889: You fall for the Englund Gambit: Soller Gambit and get checkmated.

892.You play the French but your pieces do the French Revolution against you