894 ChatGPT gave me a trash move
1000 reasons you lost a game

898. You're an e4 player and decided to play a game with d4 but then it started raining really bad and you couldn't keep playing because you didn't bring an umbrella to the park like your mom told you over and over again because you knew that you'd lose the umbrella but now because of not bringing the umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh you lost the game at least you didn't get your phone soaked so should be all good for playing later!

903: You are playing chess when all of a sudden the Chess Pieces decide to leave because you are playing Stockfish.
885:the 3 magnuses and level 25 stockfish teams up against you.
This guy means 888 by the way.
889: You fall for the Englund Gambit: Soller Gambit and get checkmated.
893 You realize there is a song for the Soller gambit and you get distracted and lose on time