1000 reasons you lost a game

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Chicken_io
TheeChessManCan wrote:
MasterJyanM wrote:

885:the 3 magnuses and level 25 stockfish teams up against you.

This guy means 888 by the way.

889: You fall for the Englund Gambit: Soller Gambit and get checkmated.

893 You realize there is a song for the Soller gambit and you get distracted and lose on time

TitanusRodan2019

894 ChatGPT gave me a trash move

TitanusRodan2019

895 The BONGcloud BONGs you on the head so you get taken to Memorial Hermann

(It's a bad joke)

significantpeanut

896.Your playing in Greenwich village and a green witch eats you

CarlsenTheGOAT-2889

897. My pet lion ate my phone

Wind

898. You're an e4 player and decided to play a game with d4 but then it started raining really bad and you couldn't keep playing because you didn't bring an umbrella to the park like your mom told you over and over again because you knew that you'd lose the umbrella but now because of not bringing the umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh you lost the game at least you didn't get your phone soaked so should be all good for playing later!

T-jankins9522
You got checkmated
LOSTATCHESS

cause iam me thts why i lost many many games

CarlsenTheGOAT-2889

901. I played chess

EricXiu
Your computer is at 100000000 ping so your house explodes and doesn’t have insurance.
EricXiu
And you don’t have insurance
EricXiu
But your are Jeff Bezos so you’re okay with it an is actually happy that survived 2 seconds because you were playing Magnus Carlson
EricXiu
Sorry for the errors
kingofsacrifices3
vinsriram wrote:

896.Your playing in Greenwich village and a green witch eats you

erm-

TheeMafioso

903: You are playing chess when all of a sudden the Chess Pieces decide to leave because you are playing Stockfish.

OLD2012

903: you have a heart attack.

Wind

904. You forgot about your ongoing game while coming up with a reason for why you lost a game in the 1000 reasons you lost a game thread.

HonestHufflepuff

905. You were busy eating Dominoes Pizza.

HienLtp

906. You forgot to bring your brain

AlexanderAu

907. Stockfish broke!!!!! cry