1008: you're elo 200 while your opponent's elo 2k
1000 reasons you lost a game

1004. You play the Barnes opening: fools mate.
I already did that
real 1004 your doing voice command and someone starts yell
Ing at you

Your opponent hacks the game so that his pawn turns into a queen (we all know that can’t happen)
This is real reason 1001

FORUM IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED AS WE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF REASONS REQUIRED
No

1010. A tissue fell in a book which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff that led to a beehive which was full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen that was spread from a horse that was crying because its mane was trimmed by a bat wrong, so I lost the game
LOL XD 😆
1007. You don't have internet.