1000 reasons you lost a game

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Jake_937

1007. You don't have internet.

HienLtp

1008: you're elo 200 while your opponent's elo 2k

ayanshmishr

1009. You resigned and started watching season 1 of TBBT on repeat and doing the chicken Dance

significantpeanut
asayaan wrote:

1004. You play the Barnes opening: fools mate.

I already did that

real 1004 your doing voice command and someone starts yell

Ing at you

significantpeanut
Terminated800 wrote:

Your opponent gives you a free queen and your head explodes in shock

1010

significantpeanut
asayaan wrote:

1001. U resign.

Repeat

significantpeanut
Terminated800 wrote:

Your opponent hacks the game so that his pawn turns into a queen (we all know that can’t happen)

This is real reason 1001

divitrocks2012

FORUM IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED AS WE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF REASONS REQUIRED

Chicken_io
1003 you go offline in the middle of a game
Chicken_io
And I’m gonna switch this topic to 10000 reasons you lost a game
Chicken_io
divitrocks2012 wrote:

FORUM IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED AS WE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF REASONS REQUIRED

No

SeanTheSheep021

1010. A tissue fell in a book which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff that led to a beehive which was full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen that was spread from a horse that was crying because its mane was trimmed by a bat wrong, so I lost the game sad.png

LOL XD 😆

Chicken_io
1011 your brain breaks cause of the comment above
EnCrossiantIsBrilliant

1013: you pushed a pawn to block a check and it disappears and your opponents pawn goes below it and its mate

Peskybird1234
1015:
None of your openings consist of the move d7+
Qinshu111_the_chess_panda

1016 1.Kxe8

Da_Henry_Is_Here

1017. Your brain chip malfunctions so you exponentially combust

SprigatitoIsCute2014
you read this forum
EnCrossiantIsBrilliant
SprigatitoIsCute2014 wrote:
you read this forum

uraniummuncher67
Not watching Skibidi toilet makes you unsigma, making you unable to play sigma moves