1000 reasons you lost a game

#1286

You want to play a 10 minutes game but then realize it's a 10s bullet

1279 u forgot that u were holding ur hamster and she ran away from u while u were playing a bullet game thus u lost on time

Your mom tells you to eat dinner and y ou lose in time

1280

You lost bc of your skill issues

1281: You accidentally started a game inside of an embed :husk:

its 1151

1151. you were on the toilet and the toilet erupted and made you drop your phone in

Ur phone crashed u lost because time out

1152

1153. Donald trump banned chess.com for usa and you lost on time because your opponent was not from usa

1154. its 200000 BC an chess hasnt been invented yet but you still lose by abandonment because your opponent is from the future

*and

1155. when you go to the bathroom your opponent makes 20 moves in a row and mates you

1156. when you go to the bathroom your opponent steals your pieces

1157. your opponent glues all your pieces to the chessboard

1158. You watched that funmastermike chesskid video where it says bishops throw javelins and you run out of time trying to get your bishop to throw a javelin

How did you get my account. Tell me right now

I am very sorry for assuming you are a hacker. It is just a lag

The impostor in among us killed you

1159

1160 You were playing chess in the school computer and the teacher comes in

You are like this guy in endgames:

https://youtu.be/88sAJwbYxpU?si=iLxgSpK6Fs1jdm5w

I bet you will feel this game is a staged one.