1000 reasons you lost a game

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TheJaguarGambit wrote:

1182.You were dropped on your heed as a baby and 20 years later you played the London system

Gotham lol

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1183.) You misclicked a piece 20 times in a row and threw your computer/mobile out of the window in frustration! LOL

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1184. U don't know how to play chess.

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1185. Ur opponent is Gotham and he sacrifices THE ROOOOOOKKK!!!

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1186. U were dropped and hit ur head when u were a baby, and now u have severe brain damage.

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1187 a chicken flies into your board and knocks the king off the board and when you are about to pick it back up the janitor's vacuum sucks the king so you destroy the vacuum but you get accused of vandalism and get kicked out of the tournament

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1188 someone uses stockfish but loses, crashes out, takes a timemachine and checkmates you in 1

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1189: you didn't sleep cry.png

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overheated and passed out

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1191: you watch people who play the london

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if this gets 2000 comments i will make 1000 reasons you lost a game #2

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1192: Your king dies of old age because you took 5 years for one turn

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1193: Your mom told you to stop playing games and vacuum the ceiling already

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1194: You saw a turtle and a rabbit racing and the rabbit fell asleep and the turtle won but you actually watched the whole 5 mile race

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1195:it's all a simulation you don't make the moves you just think you do and that's why you lose

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1196: The teacher walked behind you and you had to close chess.com to not get caught playing chess in class

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1197. Your dog ate your phone when playing

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1) You make bad moves
2) You forget about the value of the simple pieces
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3) You look at the clock and starts to panic ;(