1183.) You misclicked a piece 20 times in a row and threw your computer/mobile out of the window in frustration! LOL
1000 reasons you lost a game

1187 a chicken flies into your board and knocks the king off the board and when you are about to pick it back up the janitor's vacuum sucks the king so you destroy the vacuum but you get accused of vandalism and get kicked out of the tournament

1194: You saw a turtle and a rabbit racing and the rabbit fell asleep and the turtle won but you actually watched the whole 5 mile race
1182.You were dropped on your heed as a baby and 20 years later you played the London system
Gotham lol