1000 reasons you lost on time

986. You were in the middle of an early morning game when you realized it was only early morning because you just woke up and it was really 8:00 am so you had to try to get to school by 7:30 am
987. You kept checking the updates for this thread and lost on time
988. You kept posting too so you lost your second game
989. You started watching Star Wars so you had to watch all of the movies just because so you times out
990: You were daydreaming about the good old days of this thread and lost track of time
991: The threads getting close to 1000 so you just stay over there and lose your third game in a row
992. ooh, only a few more. Next game lost on time
993. Your brother told you to not make simple reasons so you rearranged his features so he couldn’t bother you anymore
994. You had to go clean because your childhood home is going to be sold soon
995. ok I promise this is my last one. You ascend to heaven as you wait what no dying just losing on time (you took a little too much of the good stuff)

996. You are having chess classes
997. You forgot how to play chess
998. You are typing on this forum
999. You are the 999th person with an idea
1000. YOU ARE THE 1000th PERSON WITH AN IDEA!!!!