1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 4 years ago · Quote · #181

    pipinghotsos

    294. You sleep (lol jks.)

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #182

    koala8

    297. You stack up your pawns because you think it's a good stratedy

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #183

    surreal86

    ... you forget your patterns and openings you're used to playing. 

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #184

    koala8

    300. You think the queen can jump over pieces

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #185

    koala8

    JoseO wrote:

    299. You think all the pieces have the same value.After all, it is just a piece right?


    #301 not #299

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #186

    koala8

    302. You think 0 moves ahead 100% of the time

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #187

    Wizard_Chess97

    I'm seeing a lot of doubles here. For example, someone copied one of mine (#254 and #286). 

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #188

    Argonaut13

    303. You play chess like checkers.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #189

    Wizard_Chess97

    Another one! I think that's the fourth time I've seen that one! Laughing

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #190

    Argonaut13

    Really? Sorry i'll change it. Its getting harder.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #191

    Argonaut13

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #192

    koala8

    Argonaut13 wrote:

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

    believe it was already said

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #193

    Wizard_Chess97

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #194

    Argonaut13

    yea I guess.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #195

    Wizard_Chess97

    Ok, there's an original. But I don't! I keep one in my tournament bag though... Wink

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #196

    koala8

    Maroon5fan wrote:

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

    not all, what is rediculous though is someone did this same topic but with 5000

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #197

    Argonaut13

    There probably going to get the same things as this.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #198

    1RedKnight99

    I have. In fact, it inspired this one.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #199

    DaBigOne

    JoseO wrote:

    Has anyone done the opposite of this thread..i.e. players who play too much chess?

     DaBigOne said: LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

    YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

    http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #200

    chessgm8

    306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
    307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
    308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
    309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
    310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
    311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
    312. You castle out of checkmate


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