1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

  • #181

    294. You sleep (lol jks.)

  • #182

    297. You stack up your pawns because you think it's a good stratedy

  • #183

    ... you forget your patterns and openings you're used to playing. 

  • #184

    300. You think the queen can jump over pieces

  • #185
    JoseO wrote:

    299. You think all the pieces have the same value.After all, it is just a piece right?


    #301 not #299

  • #186

    302. You think 0 moves ahead 100% of the time

  • #187

    I'm seeing a lot of doubles here. For example, someone copied one of mine (#254 and #286). 

  • #188

    303. You play chess like checkers.

  • #189

    Another one! I think that's the fourth time I've seen that one! Laughing

  • #190

    Really? Sorry i'll change it. Its getting harder.

  • #191

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

  • #192
    Argonaut13 wrote:

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

    believe it was already said

  • #193

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

  • #194

    yea I guess.

  • #195

    Ok, there's an original. But I don't! I keep one in my tournament bag though... Wink

  • #196
    Maroon5fan wrote:

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

    not all, what is rediculous though is someone did this same topic but with 5000

  • #197

    There probably going to get the same things as this.

  • #198

    I have. In fact, it inspired this one.

  • #199
    JoseO wrote:

    Has anyone done the opposite of this thread..i.e. players who play too much chess?

     DaBigOne said: LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

    YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

    http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much

  • #200

    306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
    307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
    308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
    309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
    310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
    311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
    312. You castle out of checkmate

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